OCTOPARK!© - eight legged jokes |
What do spiders do when they're scared?... Spide!
What language do fish speak?... Finnish!
What do you call an eight-legged surgeon?... A doctorpus!
Where do jellyfish keep their food?... In the squid...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 10:37:00 GMT |
a quiz where i actually use capital letters!!! |
Basics Name? Laura RobertsAge? Sixteen, nearly seventeen! Current location? At my dads, middle floor, at the table on the laptopPlace of birth? Grantham, I swear to give birth...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
to the moon |
I had a dream once tooI was sure I could flyI was sure we would make it to the moonI grew afraid so I hit the road that nightI saw the worldSaw it'd have us dizzy againAnd I was so right
I had this vi...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 17:14:00 GMT |
memory |
best memory
this is a request to everyone on my friends list...
if you have known me for five minutes or a lifetime please leave a memory you have of me after this. it could be anythin...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:09:00 GMT |
epic |
and so it begins, the blog of all blogs, the one blog to rule them all (i.e. dalton and adrians) the blog that in the darkness binds them etc etc after attempting to buy some hand cream with my two&nb...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:00:00 GMT |
theres a place... |
Just a Girl, Just a FriendThere's a place in my mind where I take you sometimesGet a little tongue-tied and there we can spend the dayAnd if I ever turned to kiss you, you would never turn awayWe shar...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:55:00 GMT |
happy new year! |
well another year has passedwhich im dead happy about because 2007 was the worst one yet.and so another blog to be posted with new resolutions for a new yearbefore i do that though i want to look back...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 12:04:00 GMT |
John 1 |
1 Christ, the Eternal Word
In the beginning the Word already existed. He was with God, and he was God. He was in the beginning with God. He created everything there is. Nothing exists that he didn't m...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:43:00 GMT |
nineteen years |
tonight stewart and i went for a walk and ate bread and cheese.
like peasants.
we went our seperate ways by the big house and whilst i was walking down that long road a lot of things occured to me.
n...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:47:00 GMT |
my problem with atheism |
first and foremost, this text is not aimed at anybody nor is it intended to cause offence.
so i will begin by stating my reasons for writing this. i just think that if someone is permitted to entitl...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 13:03:00 GMT |
