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Dean

And people said the internet was just for paedophiles

About Me

Live in Barnet (North London) but grew up in North West London. Took a gap year and spent an enternity bitch slapping loud Yanks on the tube. I'm really proud of my roots (had them done last week)... Currently studying law at the University of Birmingham, so I can defend Ben Driscoll against the rape charge that was always coming to him. Initially I had join the ballet scene (pre-dated Billy Elliot, have that you Northern Tosser), was thwarted after being informed that I had fat ankles...I'm an all round trend setter. Indeed it was I that stopped wearing fur in the 80's and who realised the moon landing was fake...I HAVE NO PART TO PLAY WITH THE WANKERS THAT WEAR A SCARF WITH A T-SHIRT.I am kind, generous, witty, confident, caring and completely full of shit.

My Interests

Brooding. Other side of the pillow. Indulgent Guitar Solos. Downing a pint in 5 seconds. Moustaches. French Knickers. Hating the ARSEnal. Funeral Crashing...INTERESTING FACTS: I once got to the semi-finals of the National Midland Bank Youth Tennis Tournament. I played for Barnet Youth FC. I ate Chilli Con-Carni made by Gordon Brown. I come up on google (not gay porn). I was once in an elevator in 1995 with Patsy Kensit and Liam Gallagher, I was 9 and didn't like music, had that happend to me today, I would have licked his face. Pete Doherty called me a twat for wearing a suit(i was at work). Michael Jackson showed me around Neverland.

I'd like to meet:

Racists, Tories, Misogynists, Ultra-Feminists, Homophobes, Jocks, Scousers and Nonces...ATTENTION: ANY SCENSTER, I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN AND BURN YOUR SKINTIGHT KECKS AND BERRET!

Music:

Oasis, Stone Roses, Smiths, Joy Division (New Order), The Jam, My Bloody Valentine, Nirvana, Interpol, Libertines, Kinks, Cocteau Twins, The Sundays, The Stills, Postal Service, Jesus and Mary Chain, Arctic Monkeys, Radiohead, The La's, Shins, Arcade Fire, White Stripes, Strokes, Suede, Blur (the latter stuff), BRMC, Bloc Party (wankers though), Cribs, Echo & the Bunnymen, Editors, A Certain Ratio, Happy Mondays, Ride, Slowdive, Leftfield, Longview, Massive Attack, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, Pixies, Placebo, Queens of the Stone Age, Brendan Benson, Rakes, Rapture, Razorlight, Royksopp, Subways...UHMMM and my guilty pleasures are Michael Jackson (pre-becoming a weirdo), Duran Duran (great mullets and tunes), BeeGees (the lyrics and tunes are immense), Mark Morrison (first CD I ever bought), Pet Shop Boys (Geordie Legends)

Movies:

Lost in Translation, Garden State, Magnolia, Streetcar named Desire, Rebel without a Cause, Igby Goes Down, Cruel Intentions, Memento, 24 Hour Party People, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, Mallrats, Hunt for Red October, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Old School, Dogma, Anchorman, Is Harry on the Boat? American Pie (1 & 2),

Television:

Simpsons, One Tree Hill, Family Guy, The Office, Green Wing, Spooks, Old episodes of Blind Date, Shameless, This Life, OC, Blackadder, Coupling, I'm Alan Partridge, Teachers, Soccer AM and MOTD.

Books:

'The Great Gatsby' F.Scott Fitzgerald/ 'Catcher in the Rye' J.D Salinger/ 'Road to Wigan Pier' 'Animal Farm' and '1984' George Orwell/My diary is pretty great...and yes girls, it gives you all a rating (in three seperate categories)...Just kidding, there are five categories

Heroes:

Nicky, my brother. (Amazing kid, so much wiser, maturer, better looking and younger than me) Liam Gallagher (says Sonshyne) Bingo (overcame adversity, gingerness) Kevin Shields/Johnny Marr/Ian Curtis (musical genius) Ghandhi (got shit done wearing a dress) Karl Marx/Lenin/Scargill/Foot (so much impact upon society) Ricky Gervais (comedic genius through drama) Guy Fawkes (tried to kill a monarch) Jose Antonio Reyes/Geyes/R.Reyes (providing me with a reason to live. that reason being i'm not him...btw R.Reyes is my invention, not fatty Driscoll)