Goodbye Calabasas |
I wake to a hungry kitten licking my face. The scene might seem cute from the outside but it flat out pisses me off. "Fuck your food," I think but slowly sit up. I throw a handful of kimble into her b...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 23:41:00 GMT |
Lipstick |
I grip the sticky, empty bottle of Absolut in my hand and think, What the fuck good is this gonna do me? I also wonder how the ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 17:49:00 GMT |
Japan |
It's five in the morning and I..m eating noodles. Not exactly your breakfast of champions, but it's not breakfast when you haven't been to sleep yet. So I sit cross legged at a table slurping noodles ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:51:00 GMT |
dont do drugs |
Ever notice the odd places they put, Dont do Drugs signs. My favorite place is on the plastic containers that hold the little deodorizers in urinals. I was piss drunk at a bar the other night, high as...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 21:45:00 GMT |
writing classes are silly |
Id like to tell you a little story. Dont worry its nothing to fancy. No heartbreak, no mushy love scenes, no monsters or dragons or a...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 21:39:00 GMT |
