Spotted Dick - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What can I say about myself other than I am a Dick... I started life in England... Hayes, Middlesex to be exact... I decided to cross the pond and try out life in the Colonies... (I will always refer to your Yanks as The Colonies) and was shipped off to California. I stayed there for a little while going through customs... THEY SEARCH EVERYWHERE... even though I was sealed, they x-rayed and chemical swabbed me and everything... When I was done I was shipped off to Massachusetts and that is where I am living currently... I am made of Water, Sugar, Wheat Flour, Raisins, Partially Hydrogentated Canola and Palm Oils (guys know what Palm Oil is for), Nonfat Dry Milk, Partially Inverted Sugar Cane Syrup (not as painful as it sounds), Leaveners (but not Twelveners), Egg Whites, Salt, Spices and Spice Extractives, Natural Flavors (why is that one last?).

My Interests

Traveling, sightseeing, exploring, partying... Just overall being a sweet Spotted Dick... Maybe we can hang out sometime and have a ball...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is interesting... has a lust for life... who really likes hanging out... can openers need not apply... I'm just a Dick in search of a Jane... If she owns a Dog named Spot, all the better.

Music:

Anything with a good throbbing beat...

Movies:

Monster's Ball, Fun With Dick and Jane, Red Eye, Alone in the Dark, The Polar Express, Best in Show, Better Than Chocolate, Big Ain't Bad, Bigger Than the Sky, Freejack, The Hard Way, Man-Thing, The Color Purple, Super Size Me

Television:

Everwood, The Hardy Boys, Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., The Rockford Files... I am a huge fan of shows involving Private Dicks...

Books:

Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Iceman Cometh (the book Top Gun was based on), Dick and Jane