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Marco BOTi

I take advantage of the progress struggle brings.

About Me

Hopeless romantic that's cynical about love. Is that even possible? I must be some kind of walking oxymoron.
No clowns please...

My Interests

Pop Culture.Ketchup.

I'd like to meet:

"The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person that 'just gets you.' It's so rare..." -Chasing Amy
Challenge me...

Music:

...is for interpretation...

Movies:

Ill watch these anyday: Matrix, Saving Private Ryan, Jerry Maguire, Chasing Amy, Usual Suspects, Se7en, Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamite ,Hero (not the Gina Davis one), Memento, The Rock, Crash, City of God, Kill Bill 1&2, Top Gun, Rounders, Training Day, Goonies, Garden State, Road to Perdition, The Professional, Collateral, Signs....on and on. I just love movies...

Television:

24, Lost, Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Real World, Seinfeld, Entourage, Saved by the Bell and those Girls Gone Wild/Wild Party Girls promos you see late at night.

Books:

YES, I do read....99 Ways To Tell A Story, anything written by Chuck Palahniuk or Brad Meltzer. Comics count, right? I mean there are words and punctuation and stuff.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad in no particular order.
NO NAN.
John Beckwith. Jeremy Ryan.

My Blog

Real ones stay in character.

In one shape or another everyone has a fear. From the toughest S.O.B. to the weakest B.i.T.C.H, they all share the same innate emotion of fear. I remember the old daytime talk shows...Jenny Jones (sti...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

Dad, Im gay.

I don’t know who out there votes or doesn’t vote&but last weeks Americas Best Dance Crew clearly told me one thing: Theres a lot of emphasis in "Randy Jackson" in "Randy Jacksons: Americas...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST

Memoirs of an Asshole.

Im just being lazy and need an excuse to be on Myspace right now....You guys remember that superstition where if you take a straw wrapper, tie it in a knot, pull and if theres no knot at the end then ...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Amys and Eleanors.

Youre going to want to experience two types of girls before taking that treacherous walk down that flower laden aisle: Amys and Eleanors. Plot: two love struck people are finally hitting that hump t...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:23:00 PST

Awkwardness in 3.5 seconds

You see me and you don't think Im a pervert, correct? My house doesn't come up when you go to those websites that locate creepy sex offenders living near you, does it? Ok, so I may find Family Guy's d...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

Does England have a 4th of July??

Who was unfortunate enough to watch Rambo? Hmmm&I swear I just heard a pin drop. A quick recap: the setting of the story is in Burma. A country somewhere in Asia¬ sure exactly where but they still ...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:41:00 PST

Why New York should love me.

No, Im not up this late to catch the latest edtion of "Randy Jacksons presents :Americas Best Dance Crew." Besides, the title itself loses all street cred possible in its first two words. "Randy Jacks...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:34:00 PST

Alternate (read: better) ending.

Before proceeding, make sure youve already seen The Notebook. Id hate to ruin the ending for you...even though everyone dies in the end. "The Notebook." Some say that its the "greatest love story of a...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST

Mommas Boy...

I guess the poignancy, speaking for myself, of Donda Wests passing was due to the fact that the relationship she had with her son was so publicized. Personally, Ive never felt so bad for someone of hi...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST

Diabolical!

   Theres this video circling the internet entitled "2 Girls and 1 cup." In fact, I think theres even a website dedicated to it.Whatever you do, dear friends, AVOID WATCHING THIS!! Your life...
Posted by Marco BOTi on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST