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Charlie Taylor

About Me

NEVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO DRINK: FIRST EVER CHARLIE TAYLOR MUSIC VIDEO:"...hear Canadian lyricist and musician Charlie Taylor break out some of his mock-country, country is punk songs while he's on a brief tour here...some of the most original, funny, inspired lyrics I've heard..." -Alita Rickards, The China Post. 10/12/04."...Degenerate, drunken pirate singer/songwriter... Charlie Taylor has finally recorded ten hilariously irreverent ditties... the most shocking and brilliant number on the album..." -Andy Deported, Punk What? Issue 1."This Canadian folk singer writes dirty, irreverent songs. If you understand English, he's a lot of fun." -Ron Brownlow, Taipei Times. 6/4/07."There is currently no new release by Charlie Taylor, Damn." -CD reviews, Punk What? April 2007."check him out...incredibly funny and well worth it. He went around promoting his show wearing speedo style underwear and a bow tie..." -Tobi, on her myspace blog.TWO PART DOCUMENTARY ON CHARLIE TAYLOR WORLD TOUR 2006 BY CLIVE WHITAKER: ABORIGINE: A TERRY SOMMERS MUSIC VIDEO FEATURING CHARLIE TAYLOR: SPRING SCREAM 2005 BOOTLEG BY RYAN FROM TAICHUNG. SPRING SCREAM 2004 BOOTLEG BY RYAN FROM TAICHUNG. Charlie Taylor is an ego-maniac singer/songwriter from Ottawa, Canada. He has been performing his music around the world for the past eight years. Of the above tracks, "Never been too drunk to drink" was recorded at Easter Island Studios in Hualien, Taiwan by Terry Sommers. The remaining demos were recorded at Beat's Working Studio in Matsuyama, Japan by William Kearney. The above videos were shot by Ryan from Taichung.
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Member Since: 07/05/2006
Band Website: Charlietaylor.altpro.net
Band Members: Charlie Taylor. When Charlie Taylor is performing in the Republic of China, he is usually accompanied by THE AXIS OF EVIL, (AKA Terry Sommers.) On the 2007, "Rockin' in the ROC" tour they were also joined by child prodigy Charlie Still on drums and backup vocals.
Influences: The Axis of Evil, Rock Starkey, Poohat, Jay McNicol, Peter (Peaches) Watkins, Pablo Coffey, my folks, and everyone else I've ever met who totally rocks my world.
Sounds Like: A pack of dogs being slowly tortured to death.
Record Label: No thanks.

My Blog

Shrug Magazine again...

That's right kids, the October issue is out now featuring another funny article by Charlie Taylor. www.shrugmagazine.com.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 09:00:00 GMT

Shrug Magazine, September issue out now.

That's right kids, it's another excellent edition, and for the third month in a row, it features an article by yours truly. Check it out at www.shrugmagazine.com, and tell your friend, your mother, an...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:52:00 GMT

Canada customs and the amazing non-existant narcotics.

I have been to 45 different countries around the world, and have never been searched by customs. Never, ever, in any country, other than Canada. In Canada, it has become a part of my "welcome home" ri...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 20:14:00 GMT

Shrug Magazine, August issue out.

The August issue of Shrug Magazine is out (www.shrugmagazine.com). This issue is the best yet, and features another outstanding article by yours truly. It also includes a biographic reference to me&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:29:00 GMT

Sleeping in shit.

"I woke up with the birds again today... I have got to stop sleeping in the park." -Shoe. When the poker game finally ended this morning at eight, with the loss of all my money, I stumbled drunkenly o...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:23:00 GMT

Charlie Taylor´s penis: The saga unfolds.

By now you will all have heard in the tabloid press that Charlie Taylor and Axis of Evil drummer Charlie Still, have ended their affair. The break up was by all accounts amiable, and they have agreed ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:43:00 GMT

shrug magazine

The most excellent July edition of Shrug Magazine is out featuring illustrations of poo hats by Leon Lapointe, and an article on interweb dating by yours truly. Be sure to check it out at www.shrugmag...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:23:00 GMT

What's the Craic?

I've been in Ireland for a couple of weeks now. It's a nice enough country, unfortunately all the women appear to be lesbians. They engage in hetero-sexual sex only for the purposes on breeding, which...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:15:00 GMT

Hitchhiking through Kosovo.

More pearls of wisdom from my book "Rules of Thumb: a Beginner's Guide to Hitchhiking." (Hey the TV networks are all on reruns this time of year, I can take it a little easy too.) I crossed the U.N. c...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 21:08:00 GMT

Party Report.

I'm going to be leaving Canada again in a few days. The climate is agreeable enough during the summer season, but Canadians are shit heads year round. A people who allow themselves to be gov...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 20:09:00 GMT