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About Me

11 Words of Advice By Sammy:
1. Read King Dork by Frank Portman. (yes, that Frank Portman)
2. Under no circumstances should you attempt to eat and entire cheesecake in under an hour. Trust me.
3. If you're going to make out with a complete stranger, make sure they really are a complete stranger.
4. Do not throw toothpicks at people. No matter how annoying they are.
5. You know that saying, "If you love something, let it go..."? Well, it's pretty much the most truest thing ever. No, really. But the same can also be said about those things that you don't love.
6. If at all possible, keep and emergency food supply with you at all times. I would suggest a jar of peanut butter.
7. Always have a fake name ready for use. (A fake life story is also recommended, but not essential.)
8. Read Harrison Bergeron by Kurt Vonnegut. Seriously, if its the last thing you do.
9. Never wear red on Monday. Just. Don't.
10. Even heroes and kings have weaknesses; Crowns can be overthrown, and everyone is wearing kryptonite these days. So keep your nose clean, and remember; The more you lie, the more you have to remember.
I love Harry Potter Jumping up and down until book 7. Fricken Mudbloods :]
I love Fooly Cooly! Alot.
Andrew is brown. And he is the best. :D
Lyann is white! And she is the best. :D
I miss Hawaii. Alot.
This is funny, Here. href="http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash"http://gprime. net/video.php/pottercrash

My Interests

Boobies. Quidditch. I can't believe I just admitted that.

I'd like to meet:

Boyd Holbrook OMFG.
The Golden Girls. :D
Don't just add me if I dont know you. Try send me a message. shoootz.
kthxbye.

Music:

no thanks. I like string quartets; kind of alot. And I'll listen to anything that isn't junk :]

Movies:

Alright fine; I kinda liked the Harry Potter movies.
Closer
Donnie Darko.
ESOTSM
Garden State
V for Vendetta.

Television:

I have a big one.

Books:

King Dork by Frank Portman is the best book ever written. Ever.
!HARRY POTTER!
Abarat.
Brave New World.
Fahrenheit 451.
Harrison Bergeron

Heroes:

andoy. lion. will and grace. winston and julia. Canti. Sam Hellerman is a genius, and by association, so is Chi-Mo Henderson. And Random 'Heroes of the Day'. I'll let you know if there are ever any that make the forever list.

My Blog

Thirty-six minutes

So apparently I don't post enough blogs. I suppose the reasoning behind this is that I have nothing interesting to talk about unless you're all suddenly interested in my VH adventures, and how many po...
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:26:00 PST

Shut up, KAREN.

Me: How do you keep someone in suspence? Andrew: I don't know...put them in suspenders? Me: ......... ----- Do you see why we're such good friends?
Posted by Samantha on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:17:00 PST

Filth.

My-my-my. How time flies by. If we all weren't such filth I'd be sentimental about it.
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:53:00 PST

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Ello. I like beans. Love, Sammy
Posted by Samantha on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST

Im completely Sirius.

'JK Rowling wrote the books based on her own experience, and she is really Hermione, and this is all a plot by Dumbledore to break the news to us Muggles gently that there is magic for real and t...
Posted by Samantha on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

A tennis score

Warning: for topical use only. damaging the chemical compound that has already formed may prove to have harmful effects. If swallowed, symptoms such as constipation, frustration and in rare cases m...
Posted by Samantha on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:41:00 PST

ex is illa eram partum

It's moslty because I can't, that I do. I kinda-sorta-have pretty much always. It's like that girl and the apple. Fuck the aftermath. I just want to know. To sin. And it's hardly what you might be thi...
Posted by Samantha on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST