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Yo Yo Moss

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Thats right I am The baddest bitch.....like my girl Trina. Im a funny bitch that is easy going as fuck. If you get the privilage of talking to me then mad props to you cause you just stepped into HELL BABY! Thats right im a jew. One thing that i pride myself on is my randomness and ability to come up with stuff on the spot......yes I'm going to be the next white rapper.....HERBAL TEA! DONT GET IT TWISTED! Now always remeber kids there are three rules to this game we call life......1.) Keep yo' nappy ass hair did, 2.) Do yo' mother fuckin' sit ups, 3.) when you on yo' back keep yo' papers stacked.......and if you have beef with that.....eat a pork chop.....with that said and done....Im takin this shit to another level!.....NICE!..........

My Interests

movies/acting (films of the japanese cult cinema and horror perswasion are my favorite. I'm going to be so famous one day that all my kids can smoke in class), dressing up like homless people (call me next time Kelly!), Anime (something about tenitcal porn that amuses me....oh, nevermind), skating (pretending im Tony Hawk is the shit on the street and a PS2), Clubin (sometimes i just feel the need to drop it like its mildly warm with my best bud Courtney), Shoutguning beer at social events......cause I am so into Community service, social awarness....and partying.....for animals rights of course (Sorority bitches get on my damn nerves), Screen writing/writing in general (Battle Royale is going to be my first movie i write and star in!), Givin QUES! to the bitches on the strip of broad street.....AKA- Yelling random shit, Im a piecese that like long walks on the beach, cheese logs, space heaters, and chick-fil-a.

I'd like to meet:

mimes, carnies, homless people of any gender, ghetto fabulous boosters, skeezers, sceensters, shake dancers, stank hoes, nubien princesses, jews, wannabe chicken heads, guys, girls, gold diggers, sugar daddys, actors, modles.......and thats pretty much all the normal people in the world.%D%A

Music:

anything really.....except shania twain.....shes the fucking quintasensial drag queen of our time.

Movies:

HORROR movies which basically intails anything with A.) Teenagers getting stalked by a psyco in a mask or a due rag. B.) A group of 20 somethings being tracked down by mountain bums named Razorback, Dirt nail, and tiny and C.) A professor takes his class to a haunted mansion where crude and unusual things happen to the students b/c they are too stupid to notice the transparent niggas that are flying around and through the walls. ASIAN movies......Two words CHIAKI KIRIYAMA and KOU SHIBUZAKI (Battle Royale, Kill Bill.....I will marry both of you) ACTION movies.....Things that have No2 in the engines of cars with stank hoes popin they quads on the hood is fine by me. ANIME.....A group of Neo-Tokyo school girls and boys have to save Japan from its doom b/c the apocolyps is coming, but someone drops the F-bomb on there plans with an opposing foce of other teens that have equal or better powers than them. RULES OF ATTRACTION: In a class of its own. Sin City......mmmm comic adaptation......mmmmm.

Television:

channel surffing is my part time job.

Books:

HARRY POTTER! EMOBILESS!, Battle Royale, House of Leaves, Ring, Lord of the rings ( the first one), ebonics dirctionary (shhh, dont tell anyone), A Clock work orange, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Stephen King shit, Helter Skelter, Weave Tamers (Where the hell did that come from?......oh well CAN I GET SOME TRACK GLUE!)

Heroes:

The class of NYFA March B 2006. And my Scad delight Cash Money Records. And Jombie from Pee Wee's Play House.