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::Mr. & Mrs. P::

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About Me


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WARNING!!
Technically this is OUR page, just be aware that Joe is very, very rarely on here. And by rarely, I mean never. So if you write him a message, I'll tell him ASAP, but don't get all pissy if it takes a while before you get answered.

So, anyway, about us:
Joe is so not emo....

....and I do not ever choke myself...

....we have a dog named Remy Martin who is SO not mean and vicious...
.......and if you look to General part of the page, you'll see who really rules our home. I won't even make up any lies about her. She's the greatest.

My Interests

Our Only Real Interest
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I'd like to meet:

NO ONE! We've met everyone we want to meet. We can't meet anyone else. Unless you're Elizabeth Berkley, because then you could teach us your moves.

Les Infantes Terribles!

Music:


If it's Too Loud, You're Too Old

Movies:

Boondock Saints!!! Showgirls!!!

Television:

The television is your friend. How else are you supposed to educate your children?

Books:

Books are good! Except for Nicolas Sparks. The Notebook made me vomit. Honestly.

Heroes:

Elizabeth Berkley and Willie Nelson.
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My Blog

My fam on MSNBC

Interview and video with my s.i.l.  about my brother's deployment.  it's long but worth it:   msnbc article
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

Dear Everyone

I made it home alive!  Here's the scoop.My kidneys started to hurt one day. I thought it was weird, but not a big thing. I ignored kidneys. Three days later my kidneys hurt so bad, it was seriousl...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:47:00 PST

I Have Seen The Face of Evil

  if you give a shit about human rights, the economy, public safety, the environment or if you're even just curious as to how a billion dollar company costs taxpayers (that means ...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 03:27:00 PST

I quit

  I am finished with american idol.  i don't know why i've watched this over-blown, dramatic meltdown of a show all season.  besides the fact that it's horrible and banal and mind-numb...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:16:00 PST

the goddamn lions

they did NOT, seriously, take another w.receiver in the first round?????????? fucking monkeys could make better draft picks! here's my predicts for this guy....A.  he will immediately break/strai...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

Boredom and all that comes with

So joe's been gone only 48ish hours.  and i'm already bored to tears. so bored that i feel compelled to share my pointless and semi-strange day. today has started with severe apprehensi...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

The Big Gay Navy Bachelor

Anyone watch the bachelor?  Did anyone know it was on?  I know I first saw the previews for it just 2 days ago, and since living with my grandma, I have been thoroughly hooked on it. If...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

If You Are Prepared to Hate Me...Go Ahead and Read This

Honestly, feelings of severe anger and jealousy are to be expected after you see this.  Here, my friends, are a few preliminary pictures of.....my new beach.    After you see thes...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

The Good Old Days

I'm really missing ephedrine this morning.  We're moving in 6 days and I'm having a hard time finding motivation to pack.  If I could get my hands on ephedrine... I started taking ephed...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

Fear and Loathing in Hawaii

So there i am, watching one of my favorite movies, and i decide to go out and have a cigarette.  i step outside, and hear a noise.  like something falling through a tree.  a large tree...
Posted by ::Mr. & Mrs. P:: on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST