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About Me

Here I am by popular demand! I thought listening to me talk about myself was enough, I guess I was wrong! You all want to read about me, too. How lovely and thoughtful. However, if I were you, I would want to be able to get a Holly fix at anytime, anywhere, so I understand where you're coming from. Anyway, I'm Holly from Locopuerto, IL. It's a wonderful town if you enjoy toothless men and long, perfectly trimmed mullets. I know I do. I'm a make-up artist currently working for KMart. My extensive research in blue eyeshadow is legondary and amazing. The things I can do with a can of AquaNet, a teasing comb and a frosting kit oi vey... I am the one responsible for "The Look" of Lockport. You're welcome. formimg#googleTLogo { background-image:url(http://x.myspace.com/images/powered_by_ google_white.png); background-repeat: no-repeat; }#googleTLogo { vertical-align:bottom; width:120px; height:30px; filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(sr c='http://x.myspace.com/images/powered_by_google_white.png', sizingMethod='image'); }a

My Interests

Smart, attractive, successful men and finding smart, attractive, successful men. I heart baseball (go white sox!) and men that play baseball. I like to golf, workout and drink every calorie I worked off that morning

I'd like to meet:

The hair stylist for Whitesnake. Rock on!

Music:

Anything and everything.

Television:

Dr. 90210 is my fffaaavvorite. Anderson 360 is pretty good. He's smart and nice to look at. Other than that, tv sucks.

Books:

Books? I like books. They're very good as weights, for leveling out broken tables and chairs. You can squeeze big softcovers behind your headboard while your trailer is being moved to another trailor park because you didn't pay last month's rental fee. nevermind. They're lovely decorative pieces. If anyone asks about one all you have to say "Oh, yes, I read it a while back. Very stimulating." They will think you're super smart. ha. I'm kidding, I'm a big reader. 'The Very Hungry Catapillar' and 'The Ugly Duckling' are great literary pieces.

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, Marilyn Monroe... Anna Nicole Smith. The woman can't construct a complete sentence and has to count on her fingers. However, she's a multi-millionare. Smart little cookie, that one...

My Blog

"Don't look at someone for what they are, look at them for what they could be."

Ah! Yes! It's one of those nights. It's raining and I'm Pms-ing-which means it's time for blog therapy. Woohoo for you! So, I begin... I couldn't tell you how many times I've heard "Treat others the w...
Posted by Holly on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:41:00 PST

Yes, even YOU can date me! (Or at least rent me out)

Due to an economical low, a personal horny/lonely high and a lot of deliberation; I have decided to take matters into my own hands. "How?" you may ask. Not only will I tell you, I will enco...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

Seattle Rocked!

I heart Seattle. Lots of fun. I drank a lot of Starbucks, played with Frasier Crane, got a brazillian wax, went shopping, played at the beach, went can-ooh-ing, drank lots of beer, met many cute...
Posted by Holly on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

"Never Underesitmate the power of denial"

Never Underestimate... *The power the power of finding the perfect song for how you're feeling. Currently: Stupid by Sarah McLachlan. Check it out. *The power of a simple compliment by a cute boy you ...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

"You can't be beautiful forever."

So, at work the other day I had an old man ask me aprox. one million questions. Questions about school, questions about my religious beliefs, questions about my love life, questions about&nb...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 02:08:00 PST

Wise Words

Stole this from my sister, Dr. R. Richardson-Thanks! slummin' While I, too, have learned my lesson about "slummin'", this particular blog is dedicated to a few of my far-more-fabulous than I f...
Posted by Holly on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

The meaning of "No"

What is the meaning of the word 'no'? Webster's dictonary defines it as- 1 : an act or instance of refusing or denying by the use of the word no : DENIAL . As children, it is one of the fir...
Posted by Holly on Fri, 12 May 2006 01:03:00 PST

..and then there were two..

It could also be worse if I were dating a canasian..or not dating a canasian..not knowing if i'm dating a canasian...HA. in your face robin, bitch! i posted a blog about how stupid YOU are. ha. ha. ha...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

...and then there was one...

There is a point in everone's life in which they ask themselves "where is my life going?" Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have offically hit that point. Hit it going 110 mph, windows open and airbags of...
Posted by Holly on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:06:00 PST