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â–’â–“Captain Davemanâ–“â–’

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

About Me


The Basics
Name: Dave
Date of Birth: June 3, 1984
Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: blue-green
Current Location: Tucson, AZ
Location You'd Like to Be At: anywhere with a beach and plenty of sunlight
Your Favorite...
Food: spaghetti and pizza
Type of Pizza: pepperoni
Way to Order a Steak: medium-well
Brand of Bottled Water: Fiji I guess...
Season: Summer
Cartoon Character: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from Animaniacs
Style of Movie: Comedy and Horror
Power Ranger: Billy from the original series
Episode of Family Guy: I can't pick just one
Completely Random Questions
Do you like beans? yes
Do you like movies? yes
Do you like to eat beans while watching movies? I prefer popcorn but beans are ok I guess
Would you like to see a movie about somebody eating beans? uh no...
If a tree falls in the forest when nobody's around, do the other trees make fun of it? ummm maybe
If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn? green???
What was the best thing before sliced bread? the wheel
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? wouldn't that defeat the purpose???
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? uhhh...next question
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? eww, I hope not!!!
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? lol, maybe
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? ok, who comes up with these questions???
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell? yes, and it's VERY fast
Are you good with bad habits or bad with good habits? a little bit of both I guess
Just a few questions
Strengths: humor and ambition
Weaknesses: women and good food
Best Physical Feature: my eyes, that's what people tell me
Best kept secret: if I told then it wouldn't be a secret...
Can you yodel? nope
In the opposite sex...
Preferred Hair Color? doesn't really matter
Preferred Height? shorter than me but not too short
Skinny or Muscular? somewhere in between
Hot or Cute? both, but I get along better with the cute ones for some odd reason
A quality you look for? being able to cook...I LOVE good food
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My Interests

Jeez, where to start...umm...well I like gaming since it's been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. I also enjoy fitness on a semi-regular basis although I'm not a total health freak. And, of course, women fall into this category too.

Music:

Modern and classic rock mainly. Some of my favorite bands and singers include Paramore, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, Guns N' Roses, Bon Jovi, Rise Against, and Creed. The list is too long to list 'em all.

Movies:

I like all kinds but comedies are my favorite. Laughing is good for your health after all.

Television:

Whatever looks interesting when I feel like watching TV. Some of my favorites include Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, CSI, CSI: Miami, Forensic Files, Burn Notice, WWE Raw and Smackdown, and TNA Impact.Family Guy - Kool Aid Guy
Family Guy - Dehydrated Meals

Books:

Family Guy - Fingered