What the naked Indian told me. |
Choose to believeThe illusion of seperationand taste the poison of concocted sufferingchoose to realizethe truth of onenessand taste the nectar of causless blissit is alwaysmy choice now...Pack that i... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST |
To those who are lost. |
Just be yourselves. All we have is eachother and at least I'll always love you. Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:36:00 PST |
Dehydration. READ IT! |
Written by David R. Reed Whether you are in the tropics, the desert, or the Arctic, drink whenever you are thirsty. No matter the quantity of water you may have, small or big. Ratio... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST |
Written by a woman for women. |
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is y... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:53:00 PST |
PROTESTORS!!!! |
Every day someone asks me what I think of the war protestors, especially since there are so many in my community. When I'm out walking, people grin and say; "So what do you t... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST |
Everything I ever needed to know I learned from lesbians. |
You could learn alot from a lesbian.
1. Keep your fingernails short.
2. Your mouth is a multi-sided tool, use the whole thing.
3. Words are the most powerful foreplay.
4. ...(This is a work in progres... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Laws of land warfare Under the Geneva Conventions |
Nowhere in the Geneva Conventions laws of land warfare does it say ANYTHING about turning yourself inside out to frighten your enemy when provoked... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Lesson learned |
When invited to a fancy wine and cheese party it is customary to bring something like a nice bottle of wine or some ungodly expensive cheese. Melon ball Boones Farm and Kraft American singles ar... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:03:00 PST |
My fucking week. |
So I fly into Sac. to go to my hometown fair with my buddy Alan. He picks me up from the air port but when we get to his place his girlfriend starts crying out of no where and... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST |
FRIEND:(looking around)Where's Ty? |
GIRL: Nice kilt.ME:(steadying myself)Nice pants.GIRL:(giggles)Have you tried a Kilt Lifter?(a local micro brew which, come to find out isn't bad.)ME: (slurring a little)You're a kilt lifter.GIRL: Sir ... Posted by Irish Bullwhip on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST |