Every once in a while, a band comes along that undoubtedly evokes something special. You don't know what the elusive ingredient is, but you are certain that they belong set apart from amongst the crowd of musical peers in which they lay. This band is not Laidrive.
Laidrive is very unoriginal; we're not part of the Myspace revolution, we like bands that you've probably heard of, we have never had any financial problems at all, we have no musical influences, but we've all had a lot of lessons, we are politically unconscious, music isn't really a priority in our lives, we'd much rather play Nintendo, we're very moderate about our feelings, we don't like my chemical romance...only their old stuff, we will probably sell out quite early in our careers and we don't donate any earnings to charity, critics all hate us.
Laidrive are fresh outta the studio, 'n they smell, they're also a bunch of procrastinating underachieving unmotivated jackasses, who should be signed to a label immediately! They also have a fetish for reverse mermaids - they couldn't be bothered with the mind boggling sexual mechanics entailed with intercourse with normal mermaids. They're often outrageous; they wish they were quite alternative, they don't really like people, per se, but they don't mind it when they listen to them, they're big in Japan...literally, they enjoy talking in the 3rd person, and to the 3rd person, but mostly no one, if you piss them off you'll receive a vase to the face. Also, very crap with structuring proper sentences and paragraphs.
P.S - I forgot to mention that they have the maneuverability of a hawk.
Laidrive - lets the music speak for itself
