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oh sarah

About Me

FACTS ABOUT ME
I don't really eat meat, but I wish I did, so that I could rub it in the face of vegetarians.
Sometimes when I'm driving, I like to make 'vroom vroom' noises.
I don't trust birds. What, they are up to something.
I was born without the gene that makes you feel awkward at awkward times.
I think the best way to break an 'awkward' silence is to say 'So this one time I killed a guy'.
My parents have called me 'Scary' since I was two, but I think the best nickname I ever had was 'Crazyeyes'
The best way to win an argument with someone older than you is to point out that they're probably going to die first.
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If you don't get the pun, I am not your friend.
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't jerks.

My Blog

I've chosen to remember you exactly as you are...

....If looks could be pickled and stored in a jar.I got to meet my Darren last night. I even called out "I love you Darren!" and he said "Thankyou. I appreciate it, but you know, love is just a lazy g...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 19:25:00 GMT

Hair PART TWO

This is what my new hair looks like. At least, that's what it looks like straight. It looks different curly. I really like it. In the sun, you can see my sneaky little red bits!
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 22:48:00 GMT

Hair

I am getting my hair cut this afternoon and I am very excited. It's been a long time since I've had a good proper haircut.Hopefully it will not go awry!I will be sure to post pictures, so everyone can...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:21:00 GMT

Spider

There was just this big ass spider crawling over my computer. I looked down and bah! There it was. I pretty much just watched it for a little bit, but then I poked it and it ran REALLY FAST, so I lear...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:24:00 GMT

Creative Writing Portfolio

These are the stories I'm submitting for my ENGL1201 portfolio of works. They're not due til next week, so any feedback would be quite appreciated. There's also a poem, but that is viewable upon reque...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:27:00 GMT

QUICK

http://www.cafepress.com/thesetitsbelongBuy me this shirt.Also, I need someone to slap me hard across the face. Don't ask questions, just do it. Trust me.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:41:00 GMT

Wanted

I have decided that I am absoloutely fed up with being unhappy. The end, no more, it's not enjoyable.So look, if there's anyone out there who wants to make me happy with cuddles and the like, the posi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 03:56:00 GMT

Embezzlement

I embezzled 50c from work yesterday. It was an accident, the woman ran away before I could give her her change, so I kept it. Embezzled it, if you will.But yeah, today I ended up giving $2 to poor peo...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:02:00 GMT

Passion

I think it's time I had some good passion and fun in my life.Hopefully this is something that can occur without me having to lift a finger.Anyone? Thoughts?
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:25:00 GMT

Boredom

These last few days I have been quite the bored child. Seriously, even if I'm doing stuff I am finding nothing entertaining, or I am just bored again as soon as I finish.Somebody come into Hamilton an...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 00:04:00 GMT