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dakota

*speak!* arphf!

About Me

I'm tough stuff, but if you get upset with me I will melt you with my puppy face. I swear to god, I'll melt right through you. I was born in the summer of 2003, but that doesn't mean I'm a baby. I'm a bad mamma jamma, and that means I can do whatever I please.

My Interests

Eating couches, getting treats for no reason, being stubborn, eating couches again, doing silly tricks to please simple people, Chris' shoes, Chris' pillows, Chris' Xbox controllers, general havoc. Pooping in snow. Chasing stuff. Flipping out and biting people.

I'd like to meet:

Bigger dogs