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FEMALE VOLLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR MEDICAL RESEARCH STUDY FOR DECREASED SEXUAL DESIRE OR HYPOACTIVE SEXUAL DESIRE DISORDER(HSDD) I am currently seeking pre-menopausal women to participate in an 6 month study to test whether an investigative tool can treat female HSDD. Participants must be at least 18 years of age and in a stable monogamous relationship.*********************************************** ************************************************************ **DURING THE PAST 6 MONTHS: +Have you experienced a deficientcy or lack of sexual thoughts, sexual interest, or sexual desire?----------------------------------------------------- ---+Has this caused you to distress and/or interpersonal dificulties?-------------------------------If YOU answered YES to both of these questions you may qualify for this research study.Potential participants will be evaluated by myself and may be recorded for study and/or training purposes. After spending some time with myself it is not out of the ordinary for participants to fall in love with myself and the investigative tool may not be necessary, but may still be requested.************************************************** ****************************For more information call: (800)-SEX-TOOL (739-7665)or msg me on myspace, search for ORGASM DONOR.I'd really, really like to MEET WITH SOME GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS TO HELP ME WITH A 2nd EDITION OF "SPOONING FOR DUMMIES'" I NEED TO UPDATE AND REVISE THE 2nd EDITION TO ALSO INCLUDE "SEX WITH GIRLS YOU'VE ALREADY SLEPT WITH BUT WAS TOO DRUNK TO PERFORM TO YOUR BEST OF YOUR ABLITY". IT WILL ALSO COME WITH A QUICK REFERENCE "TIPS AND TRICKS" REFERENCE CARD FOR THOSE SURE BET ONE LINERS. I WILL REQUIRE MEETING WITH LADIES AGES 19 TO 30,5'0 -6'0. JUST LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.ALL EVENTS ARE CONFIDENTIAL FROM THIS MOMENT ON...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DENNIS
Birthday: MARCH
Current Location: WINNIPEG(CENTRAL CANADA TO YOU AMERICANS)
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: MY RIGHT FOREARM IS HUGE!
Your Heritage: WHITEWASH PEENO
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS SHELLTOES
Your Fears: GROWING UP
Your Perfect Pizza: THE NEVER ENDING PIZZA. I WISH I COULD GET FAT.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: DRINK REAL ABSENTH THE REAL WAY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "GINORMOUS" & "I WAS SOOOO WASTED!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: TAKE A PISS
Your Best Physical Feature: PHYSICAL? I HATE WORKIN'.
Your Bedtime: IF I HAD DATE, I GUESSE WHEN SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD A HEADACHE.(LOL)
Your Most Missed Memory: THE PAST 3 YEARS ARE A BLUR.
Pepsi or Coke: CO...OHH.SPELT LIKE THAT.NEITHER THAN.
MacDonalds or Burger King: GROSS
Single or Group Dates: WHAT'S A DATE?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: THAT'SO GAY
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH.MIX EM TOGETHER FOR ALL I CARE.SHUT IT.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I JUST MAKE EM'...
Do you Smoke: NOPE.
Do you Swear: WHO FUKN DOESN'T YOU PANSY ASS SHITHEAD.NOBODY SAYS "MOTHER FUCKER" LIKE CHRIS ROCK OR SAMUEL L. JACKSON.NOBODY CAN SLIDE THE "N"WORD LIKE DAVE CHAPPELLE.FOR A SOME REASON I SAY IT TOO?DAMN RAP MUSIC.
Do you Sing: YEAH.I SUCK.
Do you Shower Daily: ONLY IF I THINK I'M GONNA GET LAID.SO YEAH.IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKIN THOUGH.
Have you Been in Love: 3 TIMES A DAY.EVERYDAY.
Do you want to go to College: GO AGAIN.NO.
Do you want to get Married: I ALMOST DID.
Do you belive in yourself: IF YOU BELIEVE YOUR LIES, THEY WILL TOO.
Do you get Motion Sickness: IF YOU MEAN GET DIZZY WHEN I'M SOOO WASTED.NO.YOU USUALLY CAN'T TELL I'M WASTED UNLESS I GET BELIGERENT.IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?FUCK OFF.
Do you think you are Attractive: I ATTRACT JAMESON,JACK DANIELS AND JIM BEAM DRINKERS TO STAND NEXT TO ME AT THE BARS,LOUNGES,AND AT CHURCH.
Are you a Health Freak: I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I'M STILL ALIVE.I'M A CHEMESTRY EXPERIMENT.
Do you get along with your Parents: YUP.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I ALWAYS LIKED THAT ABOUT WINNIPEG. I TAPE EM WHEN I CAN.
Do you play an Instrument: GUITAR,BASS,SHITTY AT DRUMS,LEARNING PIANO...AGAIN.MY PENIS COUNT?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'M A BARTENDER. SO IT SHOULD ASK ME"HAVE YOU BEEN TO WORK TODAY?"
In the past month have you Smoked: 2ND HAND WEED I GUESS...?I DON'T SMOKE OTHERWISE.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'VE SEEN A COUPLE NAKED PEOPLE... DOES THAT COUNT?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I GO TO THOSE BOUTIQUES AND SHIT.THAT SHIT COUNT?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NAH, I DRINK WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SAKI COUNT?YEAH, THEY SERVE BOOZE AT 11:00AM.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'VE PERFORMED WELL IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.(LOL)
In the past month have you been Dumped: NAH. I TOOK A DUMP THIS MORNING.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: IS IT STILL CALLED SKINNY DIPPING IF YOUR FAT?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: PROBABLY
Ever been Drunk: NOT THIS MORNING, BUT I WORK AT 7:00PM TONIGHT.
Ever been called a Tease: i've been called an asshole.
Ever been Beaten up: I LOVE FIGHTING,VIOLENCE AND GIVIN WEDGIES.
Ever Shoplifted: DOESN'T EVERY KID ?
How do you want to Die: SLOWLY SO I CAN TELL EVERYONE I HATE THAT I HATE THEM...IT'S PROBABLY GONNA HAPPEN WHEN I QUIT (OR)/GIVE UP ALL MY VICES.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I WANT TO BE RETIRED WHEN I GROW UP.I SHOULD BE ABOUT 39 BY THEN.
What country would you most like to Visit: ANY PLACE,ANY TIME.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: AS LONG AS SHE HAS EYES
Favourite Hair Color: AS LONG AS SHE HAS HAIR
Short or Long Hair: LONGER THE BETTER I GUESS
Height: WHAT?I HAVE A CHOICE?
Weight: SEE ABOVE.
Number of Drugs I have taken: WHO CARES FUCK.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I DON'T CARE.SHIT.

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