Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien lifeform... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once telling people to shut up, beating children and old people in small contests and claiming im the best. Smoking pot, fighting, and drinking. concerts, head banging, and mosh pits. chicks. hanging with the crew, FEN,
myself, on one of those super awesome acid tripps, where you see yourself, i want to talk to myself.
SOME of my awesome favorite bands: SlipKnoT, Acid Bath, Sublime, Tool, Wednesday 13, Lamb of God, divine heresy ,System of a Down, Frankinstein Drag Queens From Planet 13, operation ivy, Rammstein, Bad Religion, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, In Flames, Stone Sour, The Flobots, The Offspring
300, reservoir dogs, predator, predator 2, AVP, AVP-R, clerks 2, tenacious D- the POD,
naruto, bleach, lota anime,shippuuden is the best and the Boondocks
American Gods, thats the best book you will ever read, trust me.... the Alphabet of manliness, thats all to blame for my awesomeness... read it and be awesome too!
my grandpa Roy, hes the badassest mother fucker around, he tells the best storys... and he had a pretty crappy life, but he went through it all, and you could never tell that he did. because he is such a joker... today, he told me the wisest thing i have heard to date -"If you're gonna be a pool shark, be a good one, if you're gonna be a bum, be a good one... what ever you do, do the best you can.... you sonofabitch"- he is the radest mother fucker, and if i ever hear you say something bad about him, ill beat the fucking shit outta you, no questions...