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Westie

We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management

About Me

I come from the cold and barren tundra located on the northern coast of the United States. It's a harsh land, where a man learns at an early age to fill his veins with cheap grain alcohol to keep his blood from freezing and women have the soothing, gentle touch of a lumberjack. Where eagles dare not fly and the bear fears to tread. Covered in snow for nine months of the year and perma-frost for the other three. I am skilled in the art of bonfire jumping and a master at the gentle process of defrosting cases of beer in bath tubs. It's a land vacant of culture but full of character. Folks dare not voice their opinion on anything other than weather...unless under the influence of Schmidt Light. Guns and liqour equal a good weekend date, but the term redneck is never used. It has the highest rate in the nation for teenage binge drinking. I have run the gauntlet, raised the flag, and come through the other side to spin the yarns, tell the tales, and speak of legends. The great wide open, wind swept wilderness known only to the outside world by it's latin name...North Dakota.As for me I'm a swell fellow. A bit surly and tenacious, but ever so charming. I likes the coffee. Women swoon in sensual delight over the sounds of my erotic duck calls, and babies coo at the sight of my magically rhythmic soft-shoe skills. With the golden tones of my Vaudeville musical stylings I can bring a syphilitic bobcat to tears.In the North I am known as Westie, Osama, Fishy or Sama J. In the South JJ, McFargo and/or JJ McFargo...and ever the tween shall meet.

My Interests

I find interests very interesting. Whatever I happen to be doing is interesting. Life in general is interesting. Yes?...Yes/No?

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go on a bender with HST and Robert Goulet. Kimmy Gibbler. Twisted people with their head on straight...you know what I'm talkin' about. Although, self-centered pretenious people who take themselves too serious and haven't figured out yet that you can't figure it all out can go ahead and piss off. You rat bastards suck all the energy out of enjoying life.You can donate to Paden by clicking here:

Music:

DJ Shadow, Dwight Yoakam, The Roots, Pantera, Cash, Zero 7, Muddy Waters is a bad man, DJ Krush, Old Chili Peppers, Splashdown, U2, Mos Def, Manu Chao, Death in Vegas, Massive Attack, Fogarty, Jeff Buckley, Andrew Bird, Aphex Twin, Billie Holiday, Debussy, Hank Williams Sr., Erik Satie, John Lee Hooker, Kaki King, Morcheeba, Robert Johnson, Calexico, Prefuse 73, Minus The Bear, Ben Harper, Tosca, Atmosphere (thanks Majda), Thievery Corporation, Govinda, Boards of Canada. Lounge, electronic lounge, spheric lounge, electronica, ambient...whatever you choose to call it.

Movies:

I've seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure over 97 times! Documentaries, Foreign...especially South American, Indies. Coen Bros. David Lynch, Wes Anderson, David Gordon Green, Niki Caro, Christopher Guest, Clint Eastwood Westerns. Favorites: Paper Moon, Raising Arizona, Whale Rider, Rules of Attraction, G,B and U. Cinematographers /Directors of Photography: Peter Sova, Leon Narby, Jeff Cronenweth, Christopher Doyle, Robert Brinkman

Television:

We are acquainted but I like films. Documentaries, Family Guy

Books:

Read books kids. Ann Rice or The Dalai Lama...who would win in a bar fight? "The Wisdom of Insecurity", by Alan Watts. "The Rum Diary", HST. "Catching the big fish", David Lynch. "Living in a better way", His Holiness. "Against the stream", Noah Levine.

Heroes:

Boyd Hupert, Steve Hartman, Peter Jennings, Mark Anderson, Eric Kehe, Jonathan Malat, Johnny Knoxville

My Blog

Dont do this at work!

...because you know somebody will put it on the internet and your boss will find out...then every news outlet in the country will make a story about it and you’ll probably get canned.  The freew...
Posted by Westie on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:10:00 PST