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J-Ri

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About Me


So, now that you're reading about me, you should go check out J-RI.com. I promise, you'll be atleast mildly entertained :)
I love life, and therefore love the giver of life. I live my today for my tomorrow. I’m laid back, almost to my detriment. I love the idea of falling in love, I hate the idea of falling. I’m unreasonably competitive. I'm tanorexic. I love real people, no matter my opinion of their reality. I’d die for any one of my family members. I dream colossal dreams for my life. I'm fascinated by romanticism. I’m unyielding in my loyalty. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the oficial owner & keeper of my heart. I am to the Lakers what Ben Affleck is to the Red Sox. I have more hair products than the entire cast of the OC. At times, I'm almost as abscent-minded as Britney Spears. I tend to be a people pleaser. I’m way too impatient. There’s nothing sexier than a girl who doesn’t know she’s sexy. I don’t fear death, but facing death alone. I'm still captivated by cheesy love movies. I’m easily inspired, but just as easily discouraged. I secretly wish Van Damme was still cool. I'm easily addicted to my sisters TV shows. I find my joy in unlocking the expression of joy in other people. I’d be content with Brian McKnight never leaving my CD player. I’m countercultural. I’m energized by people. I still fantasize about suiting up in the NBA. I’m a self-declared winner. My life is a portrait of OCD. I hate passing trends. I'm over zealous when it comes to my eating habbits. I’m almost never satisfied with the present. I miss the ocean every day I live in Kansas City. I’m hypnotized by the sound of rain at night. I love my dog. I’m attracted to potential. I hate drama, and every complication it brings. I’m longwinded, which is why I’m choosing to end this now.
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My Interests

God. Everything kinda' revolves around him. Minus the kinda'. Writing. I love to write. Hence, the reason I'm doing it right now. Basketball. Specifically, the Lakers. And playing, of course. OC re-runs. May Fox forever be cursed for cancelling my show. I miss the Cohen's. Epic Movies. Braveheart, Gladiator, 300. You get the idea. Love 'em. Friends. Life is better with 'em, boring without 'em. Traveling. There's a whole world out there. I might as well see it. Acting. I really should do it more. It's alot of fun. Thrills. As in: cliff jumping, wake boarding, surfing, hiking, etc. Meeting People. There are 6 billion of them in the world. Cool one's have to be out there somewhere. I'm gonna' find 'em. Running. I was told that I have abs. I found them a while back. I enjoy being able to see them. Tanning. I love the sun. Umm, and the fake sun. Inside a bed. Or, a pod. Whatever. Fashion. I can't help it. I'm sorry. The Ocean. Anything + the Ocean = Awesome. Well, unless Anything = a Shark. Too much math. I'm moving on. Naps. Better than a Red Bull, and alot healthier.

I'd like to meet:



Jennifer Love – Perfect. Flawless. Amazing. Head to toe, inside and out, the most beautiful girl on planet earth. I will marry this chick one day. … No, really, I will. Go ahead, laugh. … Ok, you can stop now. Seriously, you can cut that out. Ok, fine. Screw you guys.
Kobe Bryant – From young, arrogant outcast to the greatest player in the game. Mr. Bryant is solely responsible for some of the greatest basketball moments of my life. He has reached legendary status in the most legendary city in America. Simply inspirational.
Brian McKnight – The very definition of smooth. He is exclusively to blame for any romantic thing I’ve attempted in the past, well… ever. And, if I were anywhere in the same zip code of cool that B-Mack lives, those attempts might have actually been successful. Oh yeah, he can sing too.
Lacey Chabert – Attainably hot. Sure, she’s not in the same stratosphere as Jennifer Love, but that doesn’t mean she’s not in the same galaxy. I’m pretty sure it’s her eyes – They’ll suck you in like Season One of the OC. Look away and run!
Jean-Claude Van Damme – I blame this on my Dad, who took me to see “Kickboxer” when I was 8 years old. Van Damme is to blame for every pushup, curl and spin kick I attempted from that day until I was old enough to realize he wasn’t all that cool anymore. When I find that out one day, I’m sure I’ll be devastated.
Jenna – Ah, Laker girls :) So, I’m sitting courtside at Staples in January, and she walks right by me. I locked eyes with her and said, “……”. Yep. I froze up like Walt Disney in 1966. I covered myself in sackcloth and ashes and wept, begging God to forgive me for my pathetic display of "looser-ness" (Yep, just made that word up). Give me one more chance and I’d…… Exactly. It’s sad.

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My Lil Sis'

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Annie

Shannon

Devin

KJ

Gabe

Ricky

Linz

Jenny

Cuz Chris

Sarah

Kris

Lori

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Music:

My #1: Brian McKnight.
Hands down, the greatest artist of all-time. No, seriously.

Movies:

My #1: Braveheart.
William Wallace. Mel Gibson. Enough said.

Television:

My #1: The OC.
California, California... Here we come!!

Books:

My #1: The Bible.
Umm, yeah. If you need an explanation, please message me.

Heroes:

Jesus
My Dad
William Wallace
Lou Engle
Jeremy Camp
Mike Bickle
Kobe Bryant

My Blog

Showtime... Revisited

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Posted by J-Ri on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST

KU (gulp) Wins??

For all the "real, non-band-wagoning" KU fans, congrats on a National Title.For all the obnoxious, semi-KU fans that have sent me texts in the last 48 hours, well, my new blog is for you.:)But in all ...
Posted by J-Ri on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:59:00 PST

Happy Obligation Day! :)

Uh-oh, guys& Obligation Day is upon us again! If you're a woman, you'll most likely find yourself spending atleast 4-7 hours today& - Brooding over and repetitively overstating your disenchantment wit...
Posted by J-Ri on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

2008!?

... is finally here! Sounds like a good time for a new blog, huh? Go check it out on J-Ri.com :) Enjoy, and in the spirit of myspace bulletins everywhere, Happy New Year!! ~J-Ri...
Posted by J-Ri on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST

Random Thoughts X

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Posted by J-Ri on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 11:29:00 PST

It Could Be Worse...

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Posted by J-Ri on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

Worst Weekend Ever!

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Posted by J-Ri on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

Only if youre bored (Wk 9)

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Posted by J-Ri on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:04:00 PST

The Price is Wrong

The Price is Wrong Jason Riley, 10/17/2007   I'm constantly bothered by spineless reporters. Take T.J. Simers of the L.A. Times for instance.  In the history of sports journalism, has ther...
Posted by J-Ri on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

Only if youre bored (Week 7)

And these are my random thoughts for the week J   Panera Bread Michael Vick/Whoopi Goldberg Jason/Nicole Ellsworth Links     Panera Bread. Have you ever noticed that every Panera Br...
Posted by J-Ri on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:49:00 PST