God. Everything kinda' revolves around him. Minus the kinda'. Writing. I love to write. Hence, the reason I'm doing it right now. Basketball. Specifically, the Lakers. And playing, of course. OC re-runs. May Fox forever be cursed for cancelling my show. I miss the Cohen's. Epic Movies. Braveheart, Gladiator, 300. You get the idea. Love 'em. Friends. Life is better with 'em, boring without 'em. Traveling. There's a whole world out there. I might as well see it. Acting. I really should do it more. It's alot of fun. Thrills. As in: cliff jumping, wake boarding, surfing, hiking, etc. Meeting People. There are 6 billion of them in the world. Cool one's have to be out there somewhere. I'm gonna' find 'em. Running. I was told that I have abs. I found them a while back. I enjoy being able to see them. Tanning. I love the sun. Umm, and the fake sun. Inside a bed. Or, a pod. Whatever. Fashion. I can't help it. I'm sorry. The Ocean. Anything + the Ocean = Awesome. Well, unless Anything = a Shark. Too much math. I'm moving on. Naps. Better than a Red Bull, and alot healthier.
Jennifer Love – Perfect. Flawless. Amazing. Head to toe, inside and out, the most beautiful girl on planet earth. I will marry this chick one day. … No, really, I will. Go ahead, laugh. … Ok, you can stop now. Seriously, you can cut that out. Ok, fine. Screw you guys.
Kobe Bryant – From young, arrogant outcast to the greatest player in the game. Mr. Bryant is solely responsible for some of the greatest basketball moments of my life. He has reached legendary status in the most legendary city in America. Simply inspirational.
Brian McKnight – The very definition of smooth. He is exclusively to blame for any romantic thing I’ve attempted in the past, well… ever. And, if I were anywhere in the same zip code of cool that B-Mack lives, those attempts might have actually been successful. Oh yeah, he can sing too.
Lacey Chabert – Attainably hot. Sure, she’s not in the same stratosphere as Jennifer Love, but that doesn’t mean she’s not in the same galaxy. I’m pretty sure it’s her eyes – They’ll suck you in like Season One of the OC. Look away and run!
Jean-Claude Van Damme – I blame this on my Dad, who took me to see “Kickboxer†when I was 8 years old. Van Damme is to blame for every pushup, curl and spin kick I attempted from that day until I was old enough to realize he wasn’t all that cool anymore. When I find that out one day, I’m sure I’ll be devastated.
Jenna – Ah, Laker girls :) So, I’m sitting courtside at Staples in January, and she walks right by me. I locked eyes with her and said, “……â€. Yep. I froze up like Walt Disney in 1966. I covered myself in sackcloth and ashes and wept, begging God to forgive me for my pathetic display of "looser-ness" (Yep, just made that word up). Give me one more chance and I’d…… Exactly. It’s sad.
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My #1: Brian McKnight.
Hands down, the greatest artist of all-time. No, seriously.
My #1: Braveheart.
William Wallace. Mel Gibson. Enough said.
My #1: The OC.
California, California... Here we come!!
My #1: The Bible.
Umm, yeah. If you need an explanation, please message me.
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