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About Me

More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com! I am a Sophomore at Chipola College, where I am on the Brain Bowl team, SGA, Student Ambassadors, and PTK. I will be going to UWF in the fall. I am not a smithie per se, but I have been otherwise trained in the metallurgical arts. I like doin' fun stuff (then again, who doesn't?). I like sports. Some of my favorite teams are: FSU, LSU, Jacksonville Jaguars, Atlanta Braves, LA Lakers, and Boston Red Sox. I also like video games, such as Guitar Hero, Rock Band, Madden, NCAA Football, Star Wars: KOTOR 1 and 2, Bloodrayne 1 and 2, GTA series, Ace Combat 4, etc. I also like to watch movies, listen to music, hunt, fish, spend time with my niece and nephew, and just hang out with my friends. But anyway, I can't think of anything else to write right now, so that'll do.
75 Random Questions:
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Do you have any pets? some cats hang around the house
What color shirt are you wearing? black as the night
Name three things that are physically close to you: computer (duh), book, and backpack
What is the last book you read? reading I am America (and so Can You!) by Stephen Colbert
Are you or were you a good student? I don't know, maybe you should ask my many academic trophies
What's your favorite sport? watch: football, play: tennis and B-ball
Do you enjoy sleeping late? yeah
What's the weather like right now? clear and mild
Who tells the best jokes? me
What was the last thing you dreamed about? taking this survey . . .
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? no, yes
Do you believe in karma? it's on "My Name is Earl," so it must be real
Do you believe in luck? yes, because mine sucks
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? raw
Do you collect anything? If so, what? Yes, I collect myspace surveys, such as this one
Are you proud of yourself? who wouldn't be proud of me?
Are you reliable? sure
Have you ever given money to a bum? Yeah, and then he hopped in his BMW and sped off.
What's your favorite food? steak
Have you ever had a secret admirer? Well, I guess I wouldn't know if it was a secret, huh? (silly question)
Do you like the smell of gasoline? who doesn't?
Do like to draw? I refuse to answer this question, because it's missing the word you, and it doesn't make sense
What's your favorite invention? oxygen
Is your room messy? define "messy"
What do you like better: oranges or apples? you can't really compare the two
Do you give in easily? give in to what?
Are you a good guesser? what do you think?
Can you read other people's expressions? I can always read someone's "I'm pissed off" expression.
Are you a bully? meet me behind the gym after school and find out
Do you have a job? 2 of em (3 if you count what I do on the side)
What time did you wake up this morning? 7:45:29
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? a bowl of nails, without any milk
When was the last time you showered? 7:47:55 this morning
What do you plan on doing tomorrow? Going to school and wasting time in art class
What's your favorite day of the week and why? Saturday. I have my reasons.
Do you have any nicknames? the cge, terminator, godzilla
Have you ever been scuba diving? in a swimming pool
What's your least favorite color? You're trying to get me to say "black" so you can call me a racist, but it's not gonna happen
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? yeah, but I'd rather not say who
Would you ever go skydiving? sure, when I wanna die
What toothpaste do you use? I'm not sure, but it works
Do you enjoy challenges? Is this a challenge?
What's the worst injury you have had? some weird thing on my foot about a month ago
What's the last movie you saw? Final Destination 3. A bunch of teens gettin pwnd in gory ways
What do you want to know about the future? What i'm gonna put for the next question
What does your last text message say? "last night was wonderful" -from Angelina Jolie
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? probably Stan
What's your favorite school subject? anything that's NOT purpose of art
What's your least favorite school subject? see above
Would you rather have money or love? both.
What is your dream vacation? One that is real, and not a dream
What is your favorite animal? hippopotomi
Do you miss anyone right now? some people
What's the last sporting event you watched? World Series (Go Sox!)
Do you need to do laundry? what are you trying to say?
Do you listen to the radio? yeah, unless Rascall Flatts is on.
Where were you when 9/11 happened? in school
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Get in the fetal position and cry uncontrollably until it feels sorry for me and gives my money back
Have you ever caught a butterfly? they never did anything to me, so no
What color are your bed sheets? red
What's your ringtone? Snow White Queen by Evanescence
Who was the last person to make you laugh? Katie Williams. Her general appearance and demeanor is hilarious to me.
Do you have any obsessions right now? myspace surveys
Do you like things that glow in the dark? who doesn't? They're convenient, and cool lookin
What's your favorite fruity scent? Does "fruity" mean "gay" in this context? If so, NONE!!!!
Do you watch cartoons? Family Guy, and a few others. It takes alot to break into my TV schedule
Have you ever sat on a roof? wtf!!?
Have you ever been to a different country? no
Name three things in the world you dislike: war, a-holes, any combination of the previous two
Name three people in the world you dislike: Osama Bin Laden, Rascall Flatts, any combination of the previous two
Has a rumor even been spread about you? unfortunately, yes
Do you like sushi? I eat everything raw
Do you believe in magic? I am magic
Do you hold grudges? depends on what it's about
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My Interests

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jantzen
Birthday: 6-12-88
Birthplace: Dothan
Current Location: your mom's house
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I have both hands, actually . . .
Your Heritage: Latin (lol)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Your mom's bedroom shoes
Your Weakness: excuse me? . . . (none, of course)
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: one with hippo meat on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finding a way to be paid for doing absolutely nothing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't use this "instant messenger" you speak of
Thoughts First Waking Up: "That was a weird dream . . . wait, it wasn't a dream"
Your Best Physical Feature: my thumbs
Your Bedtime: I don't sleep . . . it's a waste of time
Your Most Missed Memory: 10 minutes ago
Pepsi or Coke: both, at the same time, with mountain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: see above
Single or Group Dates: dates with your mom
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: your mom's tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: i like my sugar with coffee and cream
Do you Smoke: When my body temperature gets too high
Do you Swear: if the situation calls for it
Do you Sing: see above
Do you Shower Daily: I've been told that I do
Have you Been in Love: I thought I was 2 different times, but I was sorely mistaken both times.
Do you want to go to College: Been in it for 4 semesters now, so I might as well
Do you want to get Married: Is this a proposal?
Do you belive in yourself: I'm real, aren't I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, sometimes I move too fast for my own good
Do you think you are Attractive: your mom does
Are you a Health Freak: I take offense to the term "freak"
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're good
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they create a foreboding mood
Do you play an Instrument: a toy clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not to my knowledge
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription (the best kind)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with ur mom
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: see above
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, i eat fish as soon as i bring them in the boat
In the past month have you been on Stage: life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: haven't been in a relationship, but I still managed to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it would be more like "fatty dipping" for me, so no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: this survey . . .
Ever been Drunk: yes, a long time ago
Ever been called a Tease: yeah . . . everyone wants my body
Ever been Beaten up: come again?
Ever Shoplifted: when i was a baby i stole some diapers. I gots to have my Huggies!
How do you want to Die: In a peaceful, yet interesting manner when I'm very old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult, hopefully
What country would you most like to Visit: my own personal country (as soon as I found it and name it)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: medium to long
Height: 7'0"
Weight: proportional to their height
Best Clothing Style: animal skins
Number of Drugs I have taken: no illegal ones
Number of CDs I own: quite a lot
Number of Piercings: 1,000
Number of Tattoos: 10,000
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 11,000 (the piercings and tattoos)

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What time do you go to bed?: Anytime I feel like it. Usually late.
Do you drink coffee?: Rarely
What was the last song you listened to?: "Cocaine Blues" by Johnny Cash
How old were you when you got/gave your first kiss?: 2
What kind of ice cream is your favorite?: cookies and cream
Have you ever met an internet friend in real life?: no
Are you/have you ever been anorexic?: No, I don't have a problem with eating
Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Saving Time?: I know everything
What size shoe do you wear?: 13
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Rachael
Which is more important in your life, TV or Internet?: TV
Do you have an iPod?: An i what?
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no, I quit before I could be fired
Have you ever taken something you knew belonged to someone else?: One time, and Luke Skywalker will never get his lightsaber back!
Do you overuse smileys?: I don't ever use them.
Who is better; Madonna or Blondie?: Madonna
Who is better; Elton John or Billy Joel?: Neither
Do you know the song Total Eclipse Of The Heart?: no
When was the last time you ate something?: This morning
Name three website you visit every day:: I don't get on the internet every day
Have you seen all of the Jaws movies?: Just the first one. It was awesome.
Do you have Entomophobia?: Not a chance.
Do you know what Entomophobia is?: I already told you, I know everything.
Have you ever worn black eyeliner?: Not that I am aware of
Have you ever worn blue mascara?: not that I'm aware of
Ever spiked your hair?: Yes, at school, with blue hair gel. I got many weird looks that day.
How long have you had a computer?: I don't have one at home
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Music:

Johnny Cash and Evanescence are my favorite artists Some of my other favorites include: Metallica, the Offspring, Three Day's Grace, Lacuna Coil, Kenny Chesney, Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift, Faith Hill, Eminem, 50 Cent, Ludacris, Allen Jackson, Brad Paisley, Big and Rich, Gretchen Wilson, Carrie Underwood, Beyonce, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Nelly, Reba, Dolly, Aerosmith, Guns and Roses.
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Movies:

All kinds. Pulp Fiction is probably my favorite. HITMAN!!! The Saw series. 300 is great! Underworld and Underworld Evolution. Shaun of the Dead. Hostel 1 and 2. Stranger Than Fiction, Walk the Line, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic, Anchorman,Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Austin Powers trilogy, Star Wars, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Terminator movies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Mean Girls. For Your Consideration. The Big Lebowski. Walk Hard. ..
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Television:

Family Guy is the best show ever!!! 30 Rock, The Office, Scrubs, Reno 911, and My Name is Earl are also hilarious! Late Night with Conan O' Brien, Alias, Sports

Books:

The Bible. I am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen T. Colbert. John Grisham books are ok, but I think he is overrated. Interview with the Vampire. The Vampire Lestat, Pandora. Ethan Frome, The Catcher in the Rye, Crime and Punishment, Candide, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Man in Black by Johnny Cash. Cash, the Autobiography, Maggie: A Girl of the Streets, Dracula

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, my parents, Johnny Cash, Tiger Woods, Spiderman, Stan Young, Robert Dunkle