Elfin Sorenson

I am small and I am a sailor. I am an elf who takes the festive season off. I am Audrey Hepburn when I want to be.
I am a grown up, and I have four wise teeth to prove it.
I like dressing up.
Once upon a time I wore a silver poncho, a witches hat, and I carried a majorettes baton around. I was four years old. It was a pretty good year.
I am mischievious and annoying. But also happy and kind.
I'm going to write a book and someday you might read it.
When I'm on the bus I have an urge to touch the hair of the person sitting in front of me. I've never done it. I don't even like buses.
I do a good Cher impersonation, which once got me the job at an interview.
Making up words... "like blobject?".
Hiding.
I like writing letters to people and I like posting them too. The man in the Post Office was called Hugh and he wore a purple jumper sometimes, but then they closed the Post Office down and I don't know what happened to him.
In a previous life I was a drag queen, and before that I was a cat.
I like having secret jokes and talking in code, even if I don't know what I'm saying.
Things that melt.
I hate it when people tell me how to do things I know how to do.
I'm not actually asian, it just looks like it sometimes.
I have a lot of nicknames and they are all ridiculous.
I hate sleeping because I am terrible at it.
I can run really fast.

I like doing everything All At Once.