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*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: They call me Rock
Date of Birth: 6/24
Birthplace: New Orleans
Current Location: Hammond, La
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 6' in the program
Heritage: I am the true black man
Piercings: only 2 now ( I miss the tounge ring)
Tattoos: only 2 now ( that'll change soon)
Favourite:
Band/Singer: prince, jay-z, rakim, marvin gaye, rick james
Song: the beautiful ones ( prince), what more can i say ( jay-z)
Movie: belly, half baked, goodfellas, a bronx tale
Disney Movie: finding nemo ( hey, i have a 3yr old at home!!)
TV show: man vs wild is not only the greatest show on tv, but i refuse to hear any argument to the differ
Color: black
Food: bbq and i like it more if i'm the cook
Pizza topping: ground beef
Ice-Cream Flavor: founders favorite from cold stone with extra pecans
Drink (alcoholic): red stripe or grey goose and cranberry
Soda: dr. pepper, and no mr. pibb is not the same!!
Store: home depot, yes i'm getting old!!
Clothing Brand: i'm a 6' 300lb man, if it fits i'm good!!
Shoe Brand: nike and k-swiss
Season: summer
Month: june if you don't know, i got 2 words for u!!
Holiday/Festival: christmas
Flower: i am a grown azz man
Make-Up Item: see above
Board game: any game i play involves either a cord and tv, or nudity!!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: money can't buy you love, but love can't buy you shit!!! i'll take money
Phone or in person: you never know when ole george w may be listening, so i'll take in person
Looks or personality: i've known a lot of personable ugly girls, and they were all alone!!
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: hot
Your:
Goal for this year: get one step closer to taking over the world
Most missed memory: friday nite lights
Best physical feature: i'm as pretty as a school girl!!
First thought waking up: is the rock gonna have to choke a bitch today
Hypothetical personality disorder: lack of any short term memory-itis
Preferred type of plastic surgery: damn dr. ian, lypo me back to playing weight!!
Sesame street alter ego: the count, i'm a pimp too
Fairytale alter ego: i'm the big bad wolf in your neighborhood, not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good!!!
Most stupid remark: i think i once said i was average at something, that was pretty stupid of me, i'm great at damn near everything!!
Worst crime: it's not a crime if you don't get caught
Greatest ambition: to take over the world
Greatest fear: not taking over the world
Darkest secret: i have already begun to take over the world via this survey
Favorite subject: me!!!
Strangest received gift: can't think of anything
Worst habit: i curse alot... no i mean alot.... no you don't understand i mean ALOT
Do You:
Smoke: like a chimney, add to that i smoke like exhaust on a dodge viper henessy, i smoke like bob marley did and with that i smoke like the hippies did back in the 70's
Drink: as often as i can
Curse: didn't you see the worse habit question
Shower daily: or nightly or mid daily or whenever
Like thunderstorms: love em
Dance in the rain: not unless i'm advanced drunk
Sing: like a beautiful humming bird!!!
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: very well
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: i believe in God
Believe in love at first sight: i believe in lust at first sight
Can You:
Drive: that's how i eat
Sew: thanks to adams middle school and their forcing all students to take home ec, yes
Cook: you don't get to be this big relying on others
Speak another language: i speak hood and the dun language, shot out to queens
Dance: i get enough of diesel in me and i turn into usher!!
Sing: i know i saud i don't have much short term memory, but didn't i answer that already??
Touch your nose with your tongue: no, but if i meet a woman that can i might divorce my wife!!
Whistle: no
Curl your tongue: how you think i got my wife!!!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: so drunk i don't know how i got home
Been Stoned/High: i been higher than gas prices
Eaten Sushi: i like my fish battered and deep fried
Been in Love: i fall in love every day
Skipped school: i don't know how i graduated high school
Made prank calls: no
Sent someone a love letter: who hasn't
Stolen something: can't divulge that info
Cried yourself to sleep: no
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? stupidity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? it depends on the day
Name three things you can't live without: wife, son, football
What is the color of your room? white and gold
Do you have any siblings? 2 from my parents, many more from life
Do you have any pets? no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? will i go to jail??
What is you middle name? that's on a need to know basis
What are you nicknames? rock, the genius, the big irri ( long story), and for one lucky person daddy
Are you for or against gay marriage? i ain't gonna burn for it, so handle your biz
What are your thoughts ..ion? any woman who is not mine can do whatever she wants
Do you have a crush on anyone? i married her
Are you afraid of the dark? it's easy to make moves in the dark
How do you want to die? old and high.... and cutting
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? that's just dumb
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? without thought
What is the last law you’ve broken? you do know this is on the WORLD WIDE WEB right??
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: not grey
Eye color: not white ( that would be freaky!!)
Height taller than a midget
Weight less than me
Most important physical feature: whoo-whoos
Biggest turn-off stupidity
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Your Personality Is
Artisan (SP)
You are both grounded and flexible. You adapt well to new situations.
You are playful and free spirited - but you are also dependable and never flaky.
You don't do well in conservative, stuffy situations.
It's probably very hard for you to keep a normal job or stay in school.
You are always up for fun and adventure. Most people are too boring for you.
You take risks and bend the rules. And if things don't work out, you chock it up to life experience.
In love, you tend to take things quickly - but you have a huge problem with commitment.
At work, you need to make your own rules. You're best suited to be an entrepreneur.
With others, you are animated and physical. You prefer doing something with friends to just hanging out.
As far as your looks go, you tend to be buff and in good shape. Your spend more time on your body than your clothes.
On weekends, you need to keep active. From cooking up a storm to running a 5K, you wear yourself out.
The Three Question Personality Test
Your Birthdate: June 24
You understand people well and are a natural born therapist.
A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around.
You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you.
You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people.
Your strength: Your devotion
Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness
Your power color: Lilac
Your power symbol: Heart
Your power month: June
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 32% Paranoid Schizophrenic
You're pretty grounded, though you have your occasional paranoid moments.
Just make sure to ignore those voices in your head!
Are You A Paranoid Schizophrenic?
Your Aura is Violet
Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world.
And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it!
The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say
Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony
Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach
What Color Is Your Aura?
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like? ......
Your Passion is Blue
You are a total dream in the bedroom.
Sex is a fine art for you - and you're a total Picasso in your pleasure making.
You like to build things up slowly, savoring each moment.
And you'd never think of skipping foreplay or afterplay... they're part of the package.
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You Belong in Brooklyn
Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker.
And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots.
Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?
