Names Parker, Keith Parker.....
But you can call me Kosmic.
I was sitting here in my living room swatting the fleas off a mule that escaped from a coffee bean plantation in Venezuela when I got a Phone call.......Thinking it was another telemarketer trying to sell me hair remover for bearded yaks, I decided that I would just let it ring, that’s when I got this message of great importance from our great king and leader........
The Purple Moose.
Seems he thinks I need to expand my networking skills by joining forces with a website called MySpace.
Not knowing much about the site itself, I think I can have some fun here.
Some news as of late: currently starting my own web design company. Had some problems with a past company I tried to form, so I am going to fly solo, and go from there.
I'll update this sooner or later, just wanted to get something up for the moment to learn how this all works.
Talk to you all soon,
Keith "Kosmic" Parker
High General of the Pygmy Chicken Army & Defenders of the Purple Moose.
MYSPACE PAGE DESIGNED & DEVELOPED BY:
IMAGES COURTESY OF NASA
