what should we call our dog |
An extremely violent argument has erupted between woman woman and myself which threatens to cast a shadow across our relationship and which makes me question the viability of our continued association...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:45:00 GMT |
toe ridges |
recently i have noticed that my toes, particularly the smallest and second smallest on each foot have developed strange hard ridges from pressing against each other in the restrictive environment of m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:43:00 GMT |
one continuous spiral |
at work I find nothing more theraputic than making the pencil sharpenings come out in one continuous spiral. However thanks to some money saving measures introduced by the boss but suggested by Kevin,...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:30:00 GMT |
kevin |
there's this new guy at work called Kevin. and I dont like him. everyone says why dont you like kevin and the only thing i can think of is because his face is so shiny. fucking fucking shiny shiny fac...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:18:00 GMT |
boring dreams |
i'm always very jelous of other peoples dreams, they seem so very exiting, like, they are in a war or they are having sex with a famous celebrity. My dreams are often very boring. For example, recentl...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 05:59:00 GMT |
fish finger sandwiches |
fish finger sandwiches are by far and away my favorite food, honestly I've never tasted anything that comes close to a good old fashioned fish finger sandwich. however if the fishfingers are too ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 17:45:00 GMT |
