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About Me

There is nothing interesting about me. I kinda suck at life...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy who invented the sandwich. and the guy who invented silly putty. but not the guy who invented the silly putty sandwich. that's just gross... okay, maybe i do want to meet the silly putty sandwich guy just to kick him in the throat

Music:

pretty much anything that doesn't have a retarded monkey for every spot in the band. so, i guess everything but sum 41 and new found glory

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribbean and Aladdin

Television:

Not a TV fan, but i do enjoy me some softcore porn every now and then (i'm just joking.... it's more often than that)

Books:

i don't read a lot, but if i were forced to choose between recommending one book and saving a burning orphanage, i'd say read Beach House by James Patterson. Orphans can't read anyway...

Heroes:

Johnny Depp for acting. Quentin Tarantino for directing. Ron Jeremy for..... well, you know. And Seth Macfarlane for comedy.

My Blog

i'm not depressed. just talking

first, let me start this blog off with the title. " i'm not depressed. just talking" now, i say this because this particular blog may sound a bit like i am down on myself and that i have something to ...
Posted by Beelzeboss on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:32:00 PST

A Thought For The Analogy- Lovers

sometimes i think of life and to what it could be compared. i think of these things when extreme emotions come over me. these emotions could be happiness, sadness, anger, fear, or a combination of any...
Posted by Beelzeboss on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:32:00 PST

just for everyone to know

I AM IN LOVE WITH WHITNEY DIXON - REED!!! There is ABSOLUTELY nothing that I don't love about her and she makes me happier than I could imagine...
Posted by Beelzeboss on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST

many many farts

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Posted by Beelzeboss on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 02:55:00 PST

who fixes mr. fix- it's problems?

i have decided that i am what one may refer to as a"Mr. Fix-It" when it comes to my friends problems. when someone has a problem and they come to me, i tend to be able to halp them sort things out, wh...
Posted by Beelzeboss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I want to curl up in a ball and die sometimes

That's it. I really just want to curl up in a ball and die sometimes. I don't know why. I just do. Does that mean my life is sad?
Posted by Beelzeboss on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST