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Hi Hater! My name is Kelly. I was born and raised in Winston Salem, North Carolina. Been making hoes hate since 1988. I cant wait for tomorrow because I get cooler everyday. Ask me about the future and i couldn’t tell you shit, don’t know cant see it and i never calmed that i did. Tell me i cant and i'll show you i can. You can call me a bitch all you want cause a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on a tree, trees are a part of nature, and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment. I live life on the wild side, i dont wash my fruit before i eat it and i go swiming 15 mins after i eat. Yeah thats right im a badass. I’m tired of trying to be nice to people and be there but when it comes time that I need something no one is ever there for me and I just get walked all over. So here is the new me I don’t care about anyone anymore except people who have never turned on me. Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious so I’m done acting like it is we are all going to die anyways and no one will ever treat you like you are anything. You have to go through so much in life to get so little so what’s the point. I hate mean muggers, homie hoppers, swagga jockers, and snitches, always remember snitches get stitches and end up in ditches so don’t come at me with attitude and we are good. I love my haters cause god knows I sure do have quite a few now a days so don’t make me put you on top of that list cause i will love you to death. Having haters is one way of knowing your constantly doing something right. Its always good to have your name in someone else's mouth, but do what you hoes do best and choke on it. I dont care if your talking bad about me or your talking good about me, your still talking about me so thanks for consuming so much of your time in my life. I have come to realize that my haters will only ever have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and i cant. I’m probably going to be the most conceited person you have ever met but I don’t look at it that way anymore I just say that I used to be conceited but now I’m just perfect. I’m very competitive. I hate losing because there is no 2nd place its either you won or you lost so your either the best or nothing and I’m always the best and if you think your the best you are probably so far behind me that you thought you were in first place. I’m very real and I will not talk behind your back cause trust if I need to say something I’m going to tell you to your face and your definitely not going to hear it from someone else before you heard it from me. Maybe you have to know me to love me and maybe I’m an acquired taste but I will never turn on you for no reason unless you give me one. I’m very sarcastic so don’t take offence of things I say because its probably a joke unless I look mad which you will know. It takes a lot to make me mad but you don’t want to get me there. I like crackin mom jokes but its okay cause she said it doesn’t bother her. I have never met a mirror that didn’t like me. You will never ever be on my level. I know that I’m number one and always will be. So you can think you are better but its time to wake up cause your just dreamin. Im greedy, selfish, impatient, and i hate sharing but when i want someone to share with me i always say sharing is caring. I will never try to fit in cause i was born to stand out. I have probably broken all ten commandments but no im not going to hell cause i have a retraining order against me there. Every morning i get up and my feet hit the floor the devil says "oh crap, she's up". I had to learn it the hard way to never make anyone your everything because once they are gone your going to have nothing. Shit happens all the time.. But mostly just to me so don’t worry. Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. This is me so if you don’t like it take a number your not the only one. I dont care if you like me or not because its better to be hated for who you are then to be loved for who your not. But I’m real and that’s me. By the way thugs dont wear skinny jeans so whoever is thinking thats hot im sorry but its not.
Basics:
Name: Kelly
Date Of Birth: June 21st, 1988
Birth Place: Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Current Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Heritage: Mostly Italian
Zodiac Sign: Im on the line between gemini and cancer but most of the time it is gemini
Piercings: ears, top of ear, tongue, nose, and eyebrow
Tattoos: just one
Favorite:
Singer: There is alot so im not even going to sit here and name
Song: there is alot dont have a favorite
Movie: The Green Mile
T.V. Show: Reality Shows
Color: Blue and Hot Pink
Food: Albertacos
Pizza Topping: Pepperoni
Ice Cream Flavor: Raspberry
Store: Wal-Mart
Clothing Brand: Nike
Shoe Brand: Nike, Gotta have the forces
Season: Summer
Month: June
Holiday: The first day of Summer AKA my birthday
Flower: Pink Rose
Board Game: Clue, Im the master no one has ever beat me! whoever wants to challenge me take a number
Resturant: Chili's or Souper Salad
This Or That:
Sun or Rain: Sun
Chocolate or Vanilla: White Chocolate
Fruit or Veggie: Fruit
Night or Day: Either Or
Sour or Sweet: Sour
Love or Money: Love and Poor or Money and Lonely. That Dont Work. BOTH
Phone or In Person: In Person
Looks or Personailty: You have to have some of both
Coffee or Tea: ewww niether
Hot or Cold: Hot
Polka Dots or Stripes ehh dont matter
This or That This
Your:
Goal For This Year: dont have any goals im good on everything i wanted
Most Missed Memory: There is alot
Best Physical Feature: I get the most comments on my eyes and everybody is lovin the hair
First Thought Waking Up: Ahh im so tired still
Worst Crime: Its not a crime if you dont get caught and by the way i never get caught
Worst Fear: Someone killing me so im always on gaurd so dont come at me cause you will get shanked
Darkest Secret: Well it wouldnt be a secret anymore if i told
Worst Habit: Not being able to drive the speed limit but im invinsible to the police. i dont get caught. drive it like you stole it
Can You:
Drive: of course
Drive a Stick: i wish
Sew: yeah
Cook: ramen... yup. or just give me a box of something that has directions on it and i will be fine
Speak Another Language: some words not full on
Sing: i can but that dont mean im good i always sing in my car so if you pull up beside me expect a show
Touch Your Nose With Your Tongue: i used to before i got my tongue pierced no the bar bell gets in my way
Whistle: yes
Swim: yes
Have You Ever:
Eatin Shushi: nope never that
Been In Love: yeah there was this one time..
Skipped School: duh. if you havent ever skipped school there is something wrong wit you.
Made Prank Calls: yes and i love using the sound borads to do it so if some crazy jewish lady calls you one day then its probably me
Sent Someone a Love Letter: yes
Stole Something: yes
Cried Yourself to Sleep: no
Been to New York City: yes
What Would You Do If:
You Won The Lottery: buy 366 cars one for every day of the year and even on leap year, cause im just good like that and then they would make a 366 box of crayons with all the colors of my cars oh and yes macaroni and cheese would be one
You Caught a Friend Stealing From You: confront them and never trust them like that again
You Witnessed a Murder: i wont tell if you dont kill me or i would just kill you and claim self defence
A Random Stranger Offered You Candy: was it good candy, then oh yeah. never turn down free candy oh and does he want me to get in his car to hey free ride i aint gotta pay for gas and let me guess he is looking for his lost dog and we are going to go ride around looking for him... ohhhh and you better come visit me at my grave after all this.. i'll leave some of the candy for my visitors and it should taste real special cause i died for it
Myspace Closed: that would suck
A Genie Granted You One Wish: ask for 3 more wishes and then take back a few things i have done in my life
You Lost Your Favorite Possession: i dont think i could lose that so thats means someone stole it and i will have to kill somebody
You Found Ten Dollars On The Ground: roll it up and put it in my gas tank
Your Date Threw Up On You: i would probably throw up to and i would make sure it hit the person who got me
Someone Cut Off a Chunk of Your Hair: do you know how many times i have been threated this. my hair goes down to my butt and i have people all the time tell me they are going to do that. i dont know what i would do but i would be SOOO MAD so dont test me to find out cause i would probably end up doing 25 to life
Your Significant Other Lost a Limb Would You Leave Them: no thats messed up i would stay you loved them before so you should still love them then
You Could Steal Any Car and Get Away With It: i would do it then so somebody call shotgun
You Won The SuperBowl Where Would You Go: im goin to disney land of course
Someone Was Hitting on Your Significant Other Would You Beat Them Up: oh yeah watch your back tricks
You Could Take Back Any Mistake: ohhh yesss
You Found a Breifcase Full of Money Would You Keep It: yep then go shopping wahooo!!!
Random Questions:
What Annoys You The Most: mean muggers and when people walk or drive right in front of me and they are going sooo slow
Right Handed Or Left: right
What Is Your Bed Time: psh yeah like i have a bed time
What Is The Color Of Your Room: white
Do You Have Any Siblings: yes enough, 3 brothers and 3 half brothers
Do You Have Any Pets: yess my doggy jade and no i didnt name her after my friend jade i had my dog first
Would You Kill Someone You Hate For a Million Dollars: if i never got caught yeah cause what can you use it on when you are in jail forever, commissary?
What Is Your Middle Name: Diane
What Are Your Nicknames: NuMb3r On3, KillaKel, hypnotiq, or road rage
Are You For Or Against Gay Marriage: dont care just dont touch me
Whats Your Thoughts on abortion: gotta do what you gotta do
Are You Afraid of the Dark: not when im sleeping but other then that yeahhhh for example up at gold camp its scary cause i always hear stuff and see things and i swear i have a ghost that has followed me since i was little..
How Do You Want to Die: wicked painful and slow at the hands of milenko
Would You Take a Bullet for the One You Love: mos def
Whats The Last Law You Broke: maybe speeding, they dont call me speedy G highway for nothing
Of All The People You Know, Who is the Funniest: not to be conceited but i will have to say me i crack myself up
What Kind of Car Do You Own: 1996 kia sephia
What Is Your Dream Car: ready.. a newer hot pink celica with pink under lights pink on the rims and pink tint on the windows and some giovanni rims and everything that will make it fast... and then some
Do You Yell At People When You Are Driving: all the time
How Old Were You When You Lost Your Virginity: none ya bidness
Have You Ever Had Surgery: yes
Do You Believe in Karma: oh yeah what goes around comes around its always true and i know a few people about to get theres.. f'in dirty hoes
Have You Ever Given Money to a Bum: what so they can go buy a beer i dont think so. never have never will. i might give them my last bite of cheese burger thats if im not hungry still
In Your Opinion, Whats The Best Invention: Post it notes so you can stick them on peoples backs and they dont know or bubble wrap, i love the pop them or lint rollers oh there are nice when you have to wear black pants to work.
What Is The Dumbest Invention: the pet rock
Is There Any Animal That Creeps You Out:: crows gross ever since one came after me i havent got near one since
Ever Been In a Car Accident: yes on dec 08, 2007. now i got 8 screws and 2 metal rods in my back for life