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Joseph

all we have to do is be geniuses

About Me

awesome. and modest.

My Interests

kung fu, amateur food touring, destroying music

I'd like to meet:

abraham lincoln, eddie van halen, jay z, shoes and her mom.

Music:

john coltrane, duster, melt banana, the pacemaker, anathallo, jack tung, lightning bolt, helvetia

Movies:

anything with arnold schwarzeneggar

Television:

man vs. wild, sealab 2021, in search of

Books:

choose your own adventure

Heroes:

thurston, albini, tadao ando

My Blog

lobster

(all pictures in this entry taken by dave.)we were going to borrow richie's gps for the trip but at the last minute discovered that the power adapter for the unit was missing. so we were like, why don...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:51:00 PST

on why led zeppelin is unbeatable

dave and i are on this zep kick right now. it started out as a joke, but i think i'm seriously becoming a huge fan. well, maybe not exactly a fan fan, but more like an objective admirer. like i can un...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

very convincing email scam- beware!

spammers, spoofers, phishers- they are becoming really fucking sophisticated. so i placed a bunch of orders on amazon earlier this week. i got an email in my bulk mail folder in yahoo- apparently from...
Posted by Joseph on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 02:29:00 PST

lakeside real estate

i was dropping some kids off at the lake. but then this dude sits down next to me. and nothing spooks the kids like some dude talking to himself next door. i think it was rap lyrics. anyway i saw the ...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:41:00 PST

ultimate nasty

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html henna sent me this link yesterday. it was too funny to read while i was at work so i finally got to look at it last night when i got home. don't read this i...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

old wounds

i spent over half an hour on the can, risking hemorrhoids, just reading this article in the latest rolling stone. lucky for you and your sphincter, you can read it online here. Was the 2004 Election S...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST

burn the devil

as i was coming to work this morning, there was this homeless woman sermonizing on the street. she said, "put that colgate on your rectum and burn your sins off for jesus! burn them off!"i think that'...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

life after the oil crash

you all MUST read this: http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/spread the word as much as you can! it's already too late!
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

burmese classical music...

sounds like rock and roll music from outer space. ahhhh! it drives me crazy, i love it so much. http://www.asianclassicalmp3.org/ubathan.htm http://www.asianclassicalmp3.org/Thachinkan.htm http://w...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:43:00 PST

waiting room

i start on my merry way home only to find that i've just missed a train and must wait another two hours for one to arrive. after i've had enough of standing around and reading magazines while getting ...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST