BRAVE THE FIRE (2004-2007)

Brave the Fire....
Hello... Brave the Fire is a local Pittsburgh band that has been around since round about October23rdtwothousandandfour. They have played pretty much every club in the city and surrounding area and each time Steve managed to have to take a shit 2 minutes before the show and leave the door open or unlocked, and have some drunk biker walk in on him. Everyone knew he did it on purpose. (fag).
Occurrences of occasional touring would occasionally occur but only resulted in BTF owing money to the venue because they broke a bunch of stuff. Instances such as this included, Pool table and hanging lamp being mangled via Tony trying to use a pool cue while having his shirt tucked into his boxers (Alliance, OH). Folding table in Princeton West Virginia collapsing onto other bands gear because Steve's fat ass was standing on it during the show. Ed getting his head cracked open from Rob throwing his guitar around on stage and having to get the wound stapled back together. All the guys where all really worried that time that something truly horrible had happened to Rob's guitar. Shortly there after Ashley thought it would be funny to moon our own Van as we where driving away from the venue with out him, when we noticed his disgusting case of diaper rash all over his asshole and buttcheeks.
Other instances of destruction and loss of finances included; van blowing up in down town Detroit (not as cool as "From Heaven with a Gun" starting a 90ft brush fire with their 3 wheeled van), 8 little-girl-bikes being ridden by Steve off skateboard jumps (Wintersville, OH), 6000 vaginas being infected with the Rage virus from Rob's dick, recording an album (what a disaster, thank god it was only an E.P.), merch (thank you Square One for the help), Rob having a baby (we love you Abby!), and Tony being gay. All this shit doesn't even come close to all the shit that "We Hope you Choke" breaks on a regular basis...but whatever.
Currently BTF is no more.
Message from BTF...
Hello there...Thanks for checkin us out, we hope to see you at our next/last show and that you will be kind enough to not just buy a ticket, shirt, button, beer coozie, CD, can of tuna, but that you will also give us a 5 dollar tip just because, so that we can hopefully break up sooner. We could just pitch in 25 bux each every month but thats just insane. If all goes well, we might just be able to not kill each other, get through this, and maybe even write some new songs and even record them and get them into your earholes. In the meantime, please enjoy our music ("because thats what its all about") and we hope to see you all soon
-Lots of love and thank you to everyone ! !
BTF