How much do you love your curtles?
A whole freakin lot!!!
best curtle in the world!!!
I love my pocket friend!!!
nothing like dem curtle cuddles!!!
u ok... i guess...
uhn you nasty boy
what the fuck is a curtle?
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Create a Poll So uh... someone apparently deleted a good deal of my profile for some reason, but thats ok it was time for a change anyway...
Things you probably dont know about me...
I have 4 brothers and 5 sisters though i only know 2 brothers and 4 sisters
I never met my dad
I once cut my finger to the bone while trying to open a can of chicken noodle soup in traffic. Good for the soul my ass!!!
IM A CUDDLE WHORE!!! lol thats right i love cuddling.
Most of my friends think I'm gay...I'm not gay!!! I just occasionally have a feminine mind set.
I have elastic skin, its real stretchy and fun to play with.
I like being short IT MAKES ME FEEL ADORABLE!!!
In high school my nick name was Curt the Flirt or Curtles.
I'm bipolar. either im amazingly sweet or a mean mother fucker. My sister barbie was the first person to call me Curtles back when I was 5. I once overdosed on oxycotin. i want to be a father...just not anytime soon.
My Favorite band is Avenged Sevenfold!!!
I once guzzled a water bottle and a half of tequila in under 2 minutes. It ended horribly!!!I love to party. I love to smoke weed, trip, drink w/e...
I fuckin love Chicken pot pies!!!
If you make me Biscuits and gravy ill love you forever!!!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!
I'm related to Ann Putnam who was the one who accused a bunch of innocent people of being witches and ended in hundreds of innocent people being burned alive...THATS MY GRANNY!!!
I dream of being a rock star, Ill never stop dreamin.
Ill add you laters
Last night i saw one of my all time favorite band play at pops and it was easily the best show of my life. First i waited outside in the cold for over an hour before they let anyone in. As soon as we got in, i ran to get a good spot, front and center!!!!. The first band was pretty freakin sweet but i could care less about them when tesla was about to play!!!. When they came out i went nuts. I was jumping all over the place stepping on peoples shoes and elbowing heads and necks....lol sucks for them. Two fights broke out right next to me and i got shoved both times. There was no breathing room at all it was soo crowded. Tesla played fucking amazing!!! Frank Hannon is a fucking guitar god!!! After Heavens Trail he threw his pick in the crowd and I caught it!!! soooooooo awesome!!!! Every song was played to perfection, especially, comin atcha live, what you give, love song, song and emotion and freedom slaves. TESLA FUCKIN ROCKS!!! CANT WAIT TO C U AGAIN!!!
.. TASTE OF CHAOS!!!
Taste of Chaos fuckin rocked hardcore!!!
Bullet was soo aggressive, from their first song to the last I was moshin constantly and it was fuckin awesome. They played alot of their new songs. Security kept breakin up the mosh pits but we would start em back up as soon as they turned around. I was bleeding and covered in sweat when by the time they finished, i was beat.
Atreyu I watched from the seats I was too tired to stand, they put on a good show tho
Avenged Sevenfold!!! What an amazing show!!!! For the first half i could barely move there were so many people, during unholy confessions someone pushed me, i value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HCWexPNo4SQ&hl=en" />
Likes
Good Friends
Listening to music
Playing Bass
Concerts!!!
Weed!!!
Drinking
The Color Black
Stand Up Comedy
Running
Hats
Planets
Dinosaurs
Food
Dislikes
Relationships!!!
Bob Saget!!!
Cavivities
Anti gay people
Racist people
Selfish people
People who hate bands they have barely even listened to
Favorite Tv Shows
King of the Hill
Simpons
Spongebob Squarepants
Family Guy
Futurama
Robot Chicken
Boondocks
That 70's Show
South Park
Favorite Movies
The Descent
Goodfellas
The Departed
Talladega Nights
Wedding Crashers
How High
Shaun of the Dead
Dont Be a Menace
School of Rock
Shallow Hal
Tenacious D the Pick of Destiny
Blades of Glory
Futurama
Fry: Dear Horse God, I know I don't usually pray to you. Sometimes I doubt you even exist, but if you're willing to grant me luck... please... stamp your hoof once.
Quiet one second, EXPLODING THE NEXT!!!! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT NICKLES!!!
I AINT A TOY, I WONT BE SOMEBODYS BOY!!! MY HEARTS OCCASIONAL GAME AND I IF I DO PLAY IM TAKIN MY OWN FUCKIN TIME!!!
WHAT YOUR LOVE TRULY MEANS TO ME (Dedicated to my lovely ex fionce)
Your love is like a snake bite,
wrapped in razor blades,
covered in salt and vinneger...... you fucking little cunt
Never rely on someone else to make you happy. Until you learn how to make yourself happy, there will always be something missing in your life.
Karma Hates Me
By Curtis Putnam
You ever get so wasted that opening a car door is harder then breaking into a bank safe? Its hard enough to find the handle but to pull it, push the door open, fully unplaster yourself from the seat and get out? I truly feel I performed a miracle doing all of this in under ten minutes. As I was staggering toward my front door I came to the conclusion that my legs simply hate me as if while I was plastered to my seat my legs were plotting against me. “When he gets out, assume the wet noodle position, Ill wiggle to the left you wiggle to the right. As I was walking toward my house I swear it jumped back a dozen feet turning this simple task into a moutain climbing adventure. I finally zig zagged my way to the front door step thankful I missed the tree and my neighbors mailbox. Now came the moment of truth…Getting inside the house without waking anyone up. Step one was the storm door. I pull out my set of keys and gasp in absolute horror at the vast amount of useless keys dangling from my chain, laughing at me, taunting my every move. I tried the bronze key first, didn’t fit. A silver key next, didn’t fit. My car key after that, didn’t fit. My car key again, still didn’t fit. Frustration was mounting by the second, I was borderline crying as I tried key after key after fucking key….So I decided to try the first key again. Fit like a lesbian in a carpet store. I turned the key to the left, pulled the door…nothing happened. Turned the key to the right, pulled the door…nothing happened. By now I start thinking about every bad thing I’ve done recently as if karma is giving me some sort of sick lesson. Left pull right pull this game went on for several minutes leaving me with thoughts of breaking the damn thing off. Tears welled in my eyes knowing I was soooo close to reaching home base yet this devil door was acting like a prude on prom night “You aint getting inside me, lets wait until marriage†The last thing I wanna hear is my door telling me she wants to wait till marriage to have sex. What happened next was just down right stupid. I pulled the door and it opened up with no hesitation. “Gotta love roofies†So this brings me to step 2…Open the front door. By now drunken fatigue had set in making it almost impossible to put the key in the hole. I felt like one of those dumb ass toddlers insisting the circle fits in the square shaped hole. After a few minutes of basically reliving the time I lost my virginity, I found a way to get the key in the hole. I turned that key and I pushed that door and… karma decides to play another trick on me. At my house we never lock the dead bolt but tonight was different, tonight was the night I was drunk trying to get in my house at 2 in the morning so of course anything that could go wrong, went wrong sort of thing. So I tried my car key first, didn’t work silver key second, didn’t work,the next key taught me something I never knew, the key that unlocks the door knob also unlocks the dead bolt, so I put the key in the hole, turned it to the left and pushed, nothing. I turned the key to the right, nothing. I started to smile knowing that dirty bitch karma was taking her period out on me once again. Left push right push same old song and dance. I pushed the key as far as I could to the right and I felt the door unlock. I’m free, my suffering has finally come to an end. The doves have been released and their all singin oh happy day. I arrogantly smile knowing that bitch karma aint got shit on me. I push the door open just to be rudely awaken by reality. The chain was on the door and I could only open it a few inches. You know when you get so pissed or so shocked that you just blurt out a random curse word that has nothing to do with the situation yet it’s the first thing that pops out of your mouth? Well that happened to me, “FUCK ME RUNNIN!!†What does that even mean and why was that the only thing that I could think of saying? Did I subconsciously want to be penetrated while exercising? Then I started to think of just how hard it would be to get fucked while running and what puzzled me the most was how it would look to other people if I managed to find a way to pull it off. So by now I’m insanely desperate to get inside so I try to squeeze inside the small crack. I got my head inside but I couldn’t get my body in with it so I decided to just ring the door bell. I was tired I didn’t care anymore. So I got to pull my head and suddenly karma taps me on the shoulder whispering “gotcha†My head was stuck, I couldn’t turn it I couldn’t move it, I was fucking stuck. “Mom?†no answer. I said it a little louder “Mom?†All the while karma is laughin her ass off behind me. So finally my dad wakes up and walks like an angry grizzly bear down the stairs. I bet your wondering what I was feeling. Well pretty good considering my head was stuck in the front door at 2 oclock in the morning wreaking of alchohol and weed. Do you have any idea how stupid I sounded . “Hey dad whats up? Have any good dreams? Oh this? Ya I got my head stuck. How did my head get stuck? Well I thought it would fit. Turns out I was wrong†So in conclusion, I did get in my house and everything was gravy. Though I can’t help but feel someone out there truly hates me.
To My Dear Friend Lesley
It wasn't until about a week ago that I realized I would never see you again. Even though I knew you were gone, part of me refused to accept that you are never coming back. Last night I looked through some old photos and I saw the ones from our vacation in florida. We had such a good time. I remember that whole trip was just joke after joke and I loved it. It's funny how I never truly treasured those memories until recently, but thanks to you that will forever be one of my fondest memories. As much as I love the ocean I dont know if I can ever go there again without you. My god i miss you so much. As much as I want to just carry on its so much easier said then done. With tears welled in my eyes I sincerely hope you have found happiness and are looking down on me as I am writing this to you. I will never forget you, I promise. Forever yours, Little fuzz ball of joy.
AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND LESLEY I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THERE IS NO GOD. THERE IS NO WAY GOD WOULD LET SUCH A PEACEFUL, LOVING PERSON DIE IN SUCH A HORRIBLE WAY. SHE NEVER COMPLAINED ONCE AND THIS IS THE THANKS SHE GETS. WELL GUESS WHAT, IF GOD DOES EXIST I RAISE MY MIDDLE FINGER TO THE SKY TO GIVE EM A BIG OLE FUUUUCK YOU!!!!
Most enbarrassing night of my life
Saturday December 29th- Gosh i dont remember much of this day. I was downloading music from 10 A.M to 6 P.M i got my bass from jakes, came home and rocked out solo. Picked up rob and smoked a joint with him. i then dropped him off an hour or so later. i then drove out to jessicas where we chilled at her house while she baby sat. later that night were having sex right and her dad walks right in. I had no blanket or nothing to cover up, then her mom came in and god damn i was sooooo enbarrased it was horrible. Her dad wanted to kill me and i dont blame him.
