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Pure jam doughnuts rolling down a hill n that then they go off a big mad ramp n pure open up their wings like a beatle n fly about the city pooping strawberry jam in peoples mouths n making everyone fat but happy for a few days.
Floatin around in a big mad pillow pure fluffing feathers at people in their faces. Take that batman and ghandi, no capital letters on your names for you's you bunch of feather eating faeries. Then there's this big mad tube in the middle of the city, standing bigger than all the buildings n that, all big round cylinder with a pressure gauge down the side all people climbing up the gauges like a ladder, thermometer on the other side, going up a couple miles. All having a swim in the top n getting dyed red.
Totally tropical man, walking through a big mad park wae wee gnomes running about yer feet n there's a big cave at one side where people hang out and make up new spells n shit then practice them on wee kids
Big mad baliffs round yer door with a rubber mallet all doing a big mad puppet show wae themselves. Cunts running through the woods talking tae things in the branches n getting big thorn stings on their face n that n a big cloud comes down n floats about inside the woods n talks to every cunt then goes hame.
"Whats a fuzzy area uncie dux?"
A fuzzy area uncie (or FAU) is a thing what I don't know what it is, so I'll make some mad pish up about what an FAU is. FAU's were first used during World War 7 at the start of 2147 when nuclear power plants needed hyperconductive materials to transmit their extremely large voltages. FAU's were used as a sort of liquid conductor, like mercury, only much faster.
Later the government and NASA commissioned a group of gypsies and gay guys to improvise some sort of contraceptive out of FAU's whereby you only needed to take one injection in your lifetime and maybe stand on your head a couple of times. Then you could blast your Mrs up the VageHole twenteen times per day and not have to worry about it.
FAU's were eventually given a bad name as many people wanted to have children again, kind of like in Children of Men when no cunt can have kids. FAUs were outlawed and only hardcore junky criminal types could supply them. An elite band of junky robots and Army mercenaries supplied FAUs to the public at extreme prices, sometimes removing their brain and penis for one Mg of FAU.
After this it gets sketchy but they say you can still get it on some backwater planets if you ask the right people.
Pure big mad buffalos roaming around the land even though they're big extinct hings now. All running on two legs cause they've super-evolved into mad fighting buffalos n they start boxing with kangeroos n Mike Tyson n that. Aw get out the way everyone, pure big mad fighting, boxing, running buffalos on the way!!
Running down a big mad esculator into a pit but the steps keep going n going n going n ye never reach the end, passing this big mad tube full of red liquid which stretches up miles n that, big depth gauge on the side. Pressurized containers of gas n milky ways n that
Giant willies with personalities all roaming around the land talking to people.
Big mad fish guy climbing out the sea all making big mad scarey noises n running about the beach stabbing people. Big mad meteor attacks from the sky n made stars dancing about tae techno music
So aye, check out my mad websites: FreeArticles.co.nr and Recycle-Stuff.com and Colony-Wars.com . If they all point to the same domain it's cause I'm too fuckin' lazy to update the other ones.
Friday 24-11-2006, 18:01: I blew up the Microwave
Thursday 18-01-2007: I went for a mad walk in the icey darkness n was listening to the Doom soundtrack on my phone right, n a train went past n I pure shat myself =/
The list of things to do
* grafitti(sp?) an underpass
* streak
* build a robot
* say hi to a dinosaur
* steal a monkey
* pretend im invisible
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