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Northern - Very Proud Father

The only reason for time is so everything doesn't happen at once.

About Me

Best way to describe me is the perfect gentleman with a cheeky side. I love a good laugh & socialising with old & new friends & I like meeting new people. I am a professional at putting inuendo into any conversation. I am more than a little cheeky but also have a serious side which is caring, honest & guarenteed to be always there when a friend is low.
I am very proud to say that I have a baby on the way and a beautiful fiance and apart from wanting much more sleep and maybe a few million pounds I'm happy with the way things are. Really cant wait until my ickle baby boo is born!!!Reasons To Drop Me A Message When You Stop By!because you might find it makes you smile, brings world peace, cures chavism, makes emo's happy again, stops westlife from being able to make anymore shit songs, damages robbie williams's ego, makes michael schumacher forget how to drive, prevents the pigeons from taking over the world, will stop you getting bird flu, will stop team america (president bush i mean) from thinking you're a terrorist so you dont have to put up with the US army friendly firing themselves to death on your front lawn, driveway of doorstep, may result in you having a spontaneous orgasm, may result in you winning the lottery, may be the final step into making human beings immortal, may inspire you to make a new form of renewable energy source,you may actually invent a working warp drive, a system in which touring caravans dont cause delays, enable people on push bikes to actually use the bikes gears correctly or may make you the most famous person on earth and could possibly make the United Kingdom have a great climate!.
However, you're more likely to meet a genuine guy who will more than likely make your face hurt from laughter and listen to you when you are down without a single complaint...do it...do it now!(you know it makes sense) MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

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People like me really..though not too much like me, as i am unique and dont want any clones of me making, if that happened...i would probably be a bit peeved. I am open to meet just about anyone really, that of course is minus the majority of chav's, I really dont like them...its well known.Would be cool to meet Predator too, I would befriend him and make him do my bidding against Chavs andPigeons oh..I almost forgot! would get him to hunt old people on mobility scooters and also slow walking people and why not the majority of chavs and "bad boi" types...If you want to leave a comment on a photo...just click the slidesow and you'll be taken straight to the photo where you can add a comment!get clicking & typing! lol

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My Blog

Confused by this one a bit...

Ok, so women have been going to the toilets in pubs, bars and clubs for a while... but now rather confusingly guys have started doing it too. Was in the Abraham Darby on  Friday with comrade...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:05:00 GMT

Devolution...my theory

ok, so I am pretty darn sure the human race is devolving rather than evolving which is obviously rather disconcerting... So, you may think that I am going slightly nuts, so ok...here’s a couple ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:06:00 GMT

So..here it is...the reason Lenor Concentrate is evil...

So..here it is...the reason Lenor Concentrate is evil... Now ok, yes its space saving and yes it gets thousands of lorry loads of the road... Ok...but this is fine, but how many of the poor bastard lo...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:03:00 GMT

Chloe Pussy Cat

Well...   hopefully this will be the last update about Chloe Pussy Cat because I am hoping there will be nothing more to report. As most of you are all aware, Chloe was hit by a car back in Novem...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 03:41:00 GMT

12 week scan!

had the 12 week scan yesterday and very pleased to say everything is going ok! Got to see our ickle baby who had a strong heart beat and plenty of energy! was moving around quite happily and at one po...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:25:00 GMT

I'm going to be a father!

So yes, i'm going to be a father, a few of you know that stacey, my beautiful fiance had discovered she was pregnant. Now with much thought and decision making i'm very happy to say that we have decid...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Midlands Nutters Update

As some of you may know i like to update you on the freaks i come accross in the midlands from time to time...   Yesterday was a good one...."My hand is talking to me man" So was at the bus stati...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:47:00 GMT

Interesting tactic midlanders...

So... The midlanders seem to have a bizarre tactic of hoovering up the frost and ice... Traditionally you would see loads of gritters doing their jobs, but for the last couple of days its been a massi...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:42:00 GMT

I dont like...

Winter...   yes its official, infact I hate the bloody Winter period!   always cold, virtually always grey skies which looks as happy as someone who has just had to listen to the most boring...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Chloe Pussy Cat.....and a couple of nice people...

As you may or may not know, at this point my Chloe Pussy Cats life hangs in the balance...   Exactly four months on from having to finally except that Chyna her younger brother wouldn't be r...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:51:00 GMT