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Mike - Are you Icelandic?

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About Me

I'm Mike Porter, pleased to meet you. I'm 16 years old, and my favourite colour is LELLOW, not yellow. And that's about all you need to know. Just read the other sections if you want to learn some useless stuff about me. MySpace Layouts - Get This Layout

My Interests

I'm not a particularly interesting person, but i do have a few interest. Obviously firstly i love hanging out with my friends, watching tv, getting drunk etc. Playing guitar, I can't imagine not playing it everyday. Sitting on my bed watching DVDs and playing on my Xbox 360, and as some of my friends will tell you, if I'm in the right mood I'm always up for pretty much any dare, no matter how painful or disgusting it is. I'm a tool really. Haha and apparently according to a certain someone I'm DEAD interested in amputees.

I'd like to meet:

My Beautiful Dog Maisie 1998 - 2007Wow, this is a pretty hard subject to answer. I would like to meet so many people, too many to mention, but I'll give you a few ideas: Walt Disney (although he's been dead for about 40 years), Bill Bailey, because I'm sure he'd be well fun to hang out with. Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and John Petrucci, so they could teach my a few tricks of the guitaring trade and hopefully I'd (eventually) become as good as they are. I'd love to meet all my late relatives that I unfortunately never got to meet, and see how well I'd get on with them. Henry Allingham, the oldest surviving Veteran of the First World War, so I could find out how he managed to reach the age of 111, and finally, I can't forget Pat Sharp! For those people that don't know who he is, he presented the game show Fun House during the 90s. He was brilliant.

Music:



I like all different types of music, fave types are probably Drum and Bass, Pop, Metal, Happy Hardcore, Jungle, Ska, Rock and Electropop! Bands(in no particular order) - The Stone Roses, Weather Report, R.E.M, Aerosmith, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Slayer, ABBA, Pantera, Anthrax and Megadeth, Pendulum, Faith No More, Level 42, Yngwie Malmsteen, The Human League, ,Joe Satriani, AC/DC, Mr.Big, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Black Sabbath, Blur, Bon Jovi, David Lee Roth, Deep Purple, The Shamen, The Prodigy, Johnny Cash, Gary Numan, EARLY Red Hot Chili Peppers (pre 1996) Stone Temple Pilots, GNR, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Aerosmith, The B-52s, ZZ Top, Yes, Rush, Funkadelic, Smashing Pumpkins, The Meters, Def Leppard, The Jam, - the list goes on.....DJ's - Friction, Andy C, Mampi Swift, Subfocus, Krust, Marky, Baron, Goldie, Hazard, Nicky Blackmarket, Fresh, Dillinja, Micky Finn.MC's - Eksman, Skibadee, Shabba D, Foxy, IC3, Fearless, DET

Movies:

I like loads of films, including: OLD SCHOOL DISNEY FILMS! (but only with certain people) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Shaun of the Dead, any Scary Movie Films, any Monty Python films, Hot Fuzz, Home Alone 1 & 2, South Park The Movie, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Guest House Paradiso, any Arnie film, Spinal Tap,There are really too many to mention...

Television:

Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Alan Partridge, Green Wing, Spaced, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Scrubs, Father Ted, Keeping Up Appearances, South Park, Bottom, The Young Ones, The Day Today, Bottom, Young Ones, Dirty Sanchez, The New Statesman,Red Dwarf, The League of Gentleman, Blackadder, The Office. Basically any comedy goes down well with me.

Books:

I enjoy reading books about the unexplained (People disappearing, The Bermuda Triangle, Mysteries) Guitar Books, Jurassic Park, and of course the old favourites like Harry Potter and the like.

Heroes:

These Blokes!!The J-man! Me and Jonna have been mates ever since we walked around Romsey School for the first time with our mums (even though he thought i was weird then) My fellow Guitarist, and he's catching up on my skill rapidly!! I'd better watch my back! Good times in the Abbey Grounds throwing free CDs from WHSmith and then eating our weight in hot-dogs!! We may be at different colleges, but I wouldn't change him for the world =]My Brother, we may have our ups and downs sometimes, but generally we get on, taking the piss out of everything and reciting comedy for hours. He's a shit hot bassist, better than i ever will be on guitar. One of the most quality people i know =]Mellers and Pez deserve a place here, because they're always willing to come out on a friday night and cause general mayhem with me =] they're quality people too.Graham Galton!! i've known him ever since i was a nipper, i do miss getting clotheslined and tombstoned by him and my brother on his trampoline. He always makes me laugh by telling me about his exploits on friday nights. Thanks for the good times (and the gay porn) haha =]Sharpey - I've known him all through Secondary School, some of my best (and stupidest) moments have been in his company, Science in Year 8 was the highlight of school, we were so cool with our yoga and invisible yoghurt. He's my male counterpart in the Barton Crew, not forgetting my drinking buddy. He's quality, an ace mate.Thunderthumbs!Phoebe and Emily - Thought I better put them on here to stop them moaning! haha only joking, i love them both.Oh and this guy!!