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About Me!
NAME: Lo/Lauren
AGE: 20
GENDER: Female
Birthday: July 7th
LOCATION: Thousand Oaks, CA
SIGN: Cancer/Rabbit
I'm very adventurous, and if I don't see something as either immoral or destructive, I'd try it. I'm up for fun. I am THE adrenaline junkie.
I have had one hell of a life. I’ve done things most people never get to do. I’ve gone through things that most people never have to go through. My life’s been anything but boring, and that’s how I like it.
I have many times been told that I laugh like a drowning squirrel.
It annoys me when people are two-faced, judgmental, petty, superficial, and catty. Just be real and be cool. Life is too short for hate.
If you have a secret you need to share or something you need to get off your chest, I'm a very safe person to vent to. And when I say I care, I mean it.
I like to take pointless and unplanned car drives at two in the morning.
My body likes to be stupid. Sometimes I don't have the energy most people have.
If I've hurt you, TELL ME. I'm not a vindictive person. If I haven't apologized yet, then I probably don't know I hurt you.
I love my friends and family more than anything else in this world.
I’m a nerd, a freak, and a dork. Deal with it.
I don’t cry, and it takes a hell of a lot to make me angry.
Bush = the devil.
The only thing I really want to achieve in my life is to help others to the best of my ability.
I admire brave, strong people with good hearts.
Playing and listening to music is my life.
DDR is the only “sport” where you may call me master.
If you think I'm normal, you just haven't known me for long enough. Lupita lives in my head.
I love you all! ♥.. Everything Else!
.:General Interests:.
**|Friends n Family|
**|Piano|
**|Guitar (Acoustic and electric.)|
**|Jhonen Vasquez|
**|Roman Dirge|
**|Kurt Cobain|
**|Gerard Way|
**|Jogging|
**|Hobos|
**|Music|
**|Trying to skateboard (and failing miserably)|
**|DDR|
**|Volunteer work (Yes, I know. I'm a softy)|
**|Cuddly little bunnies|
**|Happy Tree Friends (Cuddly little bunnies getting killed)|
**|Shiny objects|
**|Confusing/entertaining people|
.:Music:.
Mostly metal with some punk and rock...
**|System of a Down|
**|Nine Inch Nails|
**|SlipKnot|
**|koRn|
**|Vaux|
**|Mindless Self Indulgence|
**|Static-X|
**|Otep|
**|Tool|
**|Ill Niño|
**|My Chemical Romance|
**|Ãœnloco|
**|Killswitch Engage|
**|Rob Zombie|
**|Marilyn Manson|
**|A Perfect Circle|
**|Chimaira|
**|Deftones|
**|Skinny Puppy|
**|Godsmack|
**|Mushroomhead|
**|Mudvayne|
**|Slayer|
**|Pantera|
**|Drowning Pool|
**|Hatebreed|
**|Offspring|
**|Bloodhound Gang|
**|Sublime|
**|Hot Action Cops|
**|Nirvana|
**|AC/DC|
**|Jimi Hendrix|
**|Led Zeppelin|
**|Metallica|
**|Mötley Crüe|
**|Muse|
**|Jet|
**|Dead Kennedys|
**|The Hives|
**|The Exploited|
**|The Casualties|
**|Rancid|
**|The Vines|
.:Movies:.
Mostly either comedy or horror:
**|Anything Quentin Tarantino|
**|Amadeus|
**|Austin Powers movies|
**|The Crow movies|
**|Donnie Darko|
**|Boondock Saints|
**|DREAMCATCHER!|
**|The Exorcist movies|
**|Family Guy movie|
**|Fight Club|
**|Little Nicky|
**|May|
**|Napoleon Dynamite (saw it before it got annoyingly popular)|
**|The Omen movies|
**|Requiem for a Dream|
**|SLC Punk|
**|Southpark Movie|
**|Star Wars Movies|
**|TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE!|
**|Thirteen|
**|Vampire Clan|
**|Wayne's World movies (EXCELLENT!)|
**|Wedding Crashers|
.:TV:.
I would really like to say that I spend all my time watching the Discovery Channel or Nova or something....but that would be bullshit. I don't watch much TV, because I don't get Comedy Central, MTV, or Cartoon Network at my house. I scrounge what I can.
MY SHOWS
**|The Simpsons (for 13 years)|
**|Southpark|
**|Family Guy (since first episode came out)|
**|Futurama|
**|Aqua Teens Hunger Force (MEATWAD!!!)|
**|Chapelle Show|
**|Naruto|
**|Bleach|
**|Saiyuki|
**|Fullmetal Alchemist|
**|Elfen Lied|
**|Inuyasha|
**|Fruits Basket|
**|Hellsing|
**|Will and Grace|
.:Books:.
**|Joseph Heller's Catch-22 and Closing Time|
**|Franz Kafka's Metamorphisis|
**|JTHM|
**|Lenore|
**|Aldous Huxley's Door of Perception|
**|George Orwell's (AKA Eric Blair) 1984 and Animal Farm|
**|Dante Alighieri's Inferno|
**|Anne Rice's books|
**|Harry Potter series|
**|Stephen King books|
**|Poe's work|
**|Manga (Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Saiyuki)|
.:Heroes:.
Pepe. He's not just a giant prawn................. He's also my best friend. PEPE = ♥
Not as great as the almighty Pepe, but also worth mentioning:
*Sami-chan.
*Aysha and Rachel.
*My great grandparents.
*David.
*Jeremy.
*Siegfried and Roy.

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My Blog

15 About 15

1. List 15 things you want to say to 15 DIFFERENT people but know you never will.2. Don't say who they are.3. Never discuss it again.1. You abandoned my mom and I. I can't believe you won't admit that...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:23:00 GMT

YOU killed Steve Irwin. (Bastard...)

Okay, first of all I have to explain why I was acting like a beached whale for the entire month of August.  Sorry, I know I wasn't too up with the phone calls and invitations and whatnot.  I...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 16:02:00 GMT

I'm spilling my guts. (Be warned: downer.)

Hey everyone. Okay, I've decided to let everyone in on one of my secrets.  I've been hiding it from almost everyone for two and a half years.  Perhaps it's because I've had it so long that I...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:26:00 GMT

MY FEEEETS!!! (I smell like ham.)

Okay, on Wednesday I signed myself up for a job at Honeybaked Ham Company.  The employment is temporary (for the Easter rush).  So my job ends on Saturday night.  I started today at 7:3...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 19:35:00 GMT

VD-Day

Last Valentine's Day, for reasons I will not go in to, was not my best.  So, the bitter, spiteful child that I was, I wrote a lovely little poem (written for no one in specific) and dispersed a m...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 00:14:00 GMT

Jimi Hendrix made me cry.

GODDAMN YOU JIMI HENDRIX!!!  Goddamn you and your innovative five/six fret stretch with bend and hammer and pull up and your advanced whammy bar techniques!  My pinky isn't that frickin stro...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 21:09:00 GMT

THE SACRED QUEST

    Hana and I have decided that were going to drive an hour just to go to Bennigans, because Butters from Southpark likes that place.  We were originally going to drive four hours to...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 23:34:00 GMT

Dude! I'm not dead!

YES I'm on the upswing!  I've been upright most of today, and the neckbrace lies neglected and, above all, unloved, on the kitchen table.  I was in the ICU for the last two days, because, li...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 15:32:00 GMT

Only women have feelings. They keep them in their ovaries. - American Dad

My life...oh how damn interesting! Today, I ate a dinner with my family.  My family agreed that if I were not a member of it, it would be a very, very boring family.  I just realized that my...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Jul 2005 16:41:00 GMT

No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Dammit I hate my condo community: On Wed. evening, June 29, 2005 at approximately 9:00 pm, two females were "fighting" with whipped cream cans and fudge out in the common areas...they later went to th...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jul 2005 14:22:00 GMT