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Joseph

If you're in a canoe paddling upstream and the wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in the

About Me

Customyzed usingI'm ignorant and stubborn beyond belief. If I think I'm right, you should probably let me find out for myself that I'm wrong...then tell me that you had to let me find out the hard way. I have a little knack for sometimes being a little bit too direct, so don't blame me if I hurt your feelings occasionally if you ask me for advice, but I try to help in my own little way. I think some of the best advice I ever received was from a little birdie that sat on my shoulder and said I should just "stand there and look pretty...".

My Interests

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Rollerblading, sports (football, swimming, Frisbee...) pool/billiards, darts, shuffleboard...ect. Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm using MySpace to hook up with old friends that I used to hang out with or go to school with.

Music:

Anything that sounds good. No specific genres. Some of my favorite bands are Fallout Boy, Switchfoot, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Tim McGraw, Third Eye Blind, Smile Empty Soul, 3 Doors Down, A Perfect Circle, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne, Ben Folds Five, Black Eyed Peas, Bryan Adams, Bush, Candlebox, Cold, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Creed, Deep Blue Something, Evanescence, Eve 6, Fountains of Wayne, Garth Brooks, Good Charlotte, Jason Mraz...soo many...John Mayer, John Mellencamp, Kelly Clarkson, Puddle of Mudd, The Push Stars, Saliva, Simple Plan, Sugar Ray, Sugarcult, Toby Keith, Tool...Whether it be Rock, Country, or Rap, if it sounds good, Ill listen to it.

Movies:

Movies are something I can't say too much about...I like a lot of them, but prefer action movies...what guy doesn't? Considering I have a little over a thousand movies...I'd say I have plenty to watch and choose from(So why am I always wondering what to watch?). Favorite movies are 40 Year Old Virgin, Boondock Saints, Wedding Crashers, The Transporter...

Television:

and Lost! Not too much of a TV person, Even if Im not doing anything, T.V. is a last resort for me...

Books:

Stephen King, Clive Cussler, Piers Anthony, J.R.R. Tolkien, Anne Rice...and you can't forget the Harry Potter books!

Heroes:

We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. ~Joseph Campbell

My Blog

What are you?

Pick The month you were born:January--I smoked withFebuary--i danced withMarch--i sang toApril--I spankedMay--i ateJune--i kissedJuly--i ran withAugust--i danced withSeptember--i choked onOctober--i v...
Posted by MoJoe on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:52:00 PST