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About Me

Based on the data above, the single most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is, simply, a floppy off-white, slightly yellow rubber dong made out of chocolate and shaped like a bearded clam holding a banana hammock with goats all over it that violently licks a dank pussy when you ram it.

I LISTEN TO ICP, TWIZTID, BLAZE, DARK LOTUS, AND ABK. I'm a Juggalo 'N' You Can Eat A Dick If You're Not.
I also listen to Metal, 80's Metal, SOME Underground Rap, SOME Oldies, Rock, and blah blah blah

HALO
Uhm...I fucking love Sushi.
Sex is ALWAYS an option.
Wear Sunscreen

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. Bill Gates, so I could Kick him in the Nuts.
2. The People who Wrote the Bible, so I could Ask them if it was ment to be Taken Seriously.
3. The little Person in my Brain thats keeps Making Me Capitalize some of the Words in every Sentence.
4. The Guy who made all the "Land Before Time" movies, so I could Kick him in the Nuts.
5. My Father. (Ha Fuckers, Just Kidding, I Already Know My Dad)
6. The first Person who decided to Eat an Egg and Ask Him what the FUCK He was thinking.
7. That Fucker who thought it was a good idea to change "The Cookie Monster" to the "Vegitable Monster" or whatever the fuck he is now. So I could Kick him multiple times in the Nuts.
8. Clay Akin, so I can Kick HER in the Nuts.

My Blog

Waiting on death

I want to be one with the earthen mound,I want to be one with with the hallowed ground,I wish everything I say could be true,I wish someday that I'...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:29:00 GMT

I like to Hurt Myself

I stab myself in the heart,I pray to whoever the pain'll start.I like to hurt myself, every fucking day,I like to hurt myself till the pains gone a...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:50:00 GMT

Homies Through This Life

Homies thorugh this life,Homies through the next,Homies differ through them,They're not like the rest.They help me hold my head up,High above the odds,High above the clouds,Way above the stars.Althoug...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:09:00 GMT

When she's gone, and you're alone.

How come girls dont mean what they say?They just wanna get in your head and play.Believing all the things she once said,Now shes got you, she's in your head.Next thing you know, she's in your heart,Th...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 17:39:00 GMT

Love is when...

Love is when...You call somone just to hear their voice, even if it's only their answering machine.You'r afraid to call somone by their name because its sacred to you and you might ruin its beauty.You...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:56:00 GMT

You know you're a raver when...

The total amount of sleep you get on weekends is the sum of how many times you've blinked since Friday night. You grin like a dumbass whenever you see a comercial for "E News" You navigate your w...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 00:06:00 GMT