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About Me

Strange question. Do people really care? Am I going to meet somebody here? My future wife perhaps? My future ex wife probably. When I look at my friends who are on here and I read their About Me section it makes me laugh because they aren't usually anything like they describe. Maybe a little. Some of them anyway. But it is a new Medium and I have to just learn to chill and let things be as they are destined to be. So.... I know! I'll roll out my dating alter ego. The guy you think you're dating until you get to know the real guy you actually end up dating. You get it. I'll just describe him. Ready? Handsome! Yes, one handsome son of a bitch! Relatively speaking. But no, really. Very Masculine. Very calm and sturdy. Hero to children. An indescribable man, actually. A sense of humor that borders on supernatural. I'm that funny! I like to spend my free time shaping surfboards the traditional tahitian way, and growing my own coffee beans. I also enjoy planting Oak trees and dedicating them to friends. I hand carve the plaques that accompany the trees. I powerwash things. Lots of things. I like to go downtown and direct people into parking spots around the courthouse. And then I feed the meters. I like to wave to people that drive by my house. I don't have to know them. I just wave anyway. I am that friendly! I love children and animals more than anything. And I listen. I listen, people. I really do. I'm generous to a fault. I am just a complete human being. I care people. Yes, I care a lot.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ELVIS, babies!! Girls with sleepy, sexy, lazy eyelids. Frankie from downtown. I've actually met and spoken to Frankie before. But only to give him a couple dollars or some cigarettes. I never got to sit down and talk with him. I've tried, but he just lashes out at me with the plastic bag he's always carrying. I'm not making fun. I love Frankie! Charles Bukowski . Waldorf and Statler. Warren Zevon. Kevin Smith ( I hate him now. I'd still like to meet him though. I could love him again.) John Gotti. Hmmm, let me think of someone I'd like to meet that's actually alive. Shane Dorrian of course. He was Patrick Swayze's surfing double in Point Break! A classic film. Hillary Scott's alive. I think. Mario Puzo, Brando. John Gacy, (don't ask) John Lennon, um.. I guess I just want to meet a bunch of dead people. And also the first person to ever give a camera the finger. Not the subsequent 75,000,000 other people who think it's the height of humor or originality to give a camera the finger. But the first guy ever! Other than that, just a bunch of dead people. And my baby Anna Malick, or is that Nalick? Oh my sweet, sweet baby! ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!..Amazing Surf Video. Breathtaking!!
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My Blog

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The Genius Of The Crowdthere is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the averagehuman being to supply any given army on any given dayand the best at murder are those who preach against itand...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:42:00 GMT

It’s date night!

Knock knock! Oh hi, how's it going? It's me! Every girl ever. I'm really looking forward to this date. I'm not nearly as attractive as you remember me being because when we met the bar was dark ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 22:24:00 GMT

A really good poem! Not gay

Dinosauria, we06/10/2004born like thisinto thisas the chalk faces smileas Mrs. Death laughsas the elevators breakas political landscapes dissolveas the supermarket bag boy holds a college degreeas the...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:17:00 GMT

Things that are true...

..>Rules Of Thumb -A person who wears a fanny pack loves science fiction, and vice versa. -A person who wears a bel...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:26:00 GMT

survery’s wtf?

So the one thing negative about communicating with people on your Myspace friends list are the unsolicited survey's that you see people answering like every three seconds.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:19:00 GMT

Myspace travels

So, it's a month since I've been using myspace. I was on a couple years ago and didn't find it appealing. I came back to check out some bands and keep up with some...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:43:00 GMT

A classic but depressing comment!

I don't know about this blog stuff. It seems a little self-absorbed. But, since I'm completely self centered I'll give it a shot. I used to work out in a lot of...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:25:00 GMT