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Max Vernon (NEW SONG!!)

About Me


People be talkin' smack!
"This guy is as well rounded as artists get. His sound is a unique blend of unfiltered pop, 1940s jazz and harmonic brilliance that can only be defined as "smart pop." It is clear that playing the piano is second nature to Max -- like blinking or breathing -- which is something you rarely see from musicians anymore. Then again, he isn't part of the mass commercialism machine we have all grown to rely on." - New York Post
"He has a unique style that is something like Regina Spektor’s music mixed with Patrick Wolf’s vocals. The true artistry of Max though, lies in his original compositions such as on the uplifting and enchanting “When Your Body Breaks”. The track shows that beyond a great voice and some impressive musical ability, Max Vernon has some songwriting genius in him." - Music for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
"Max Vernon has a vocal instrument that is deep and resonating, its clear tonality has reach and depth of maturity. With a signature voice he delivers piano driven melodies with a broad lyrical palette of intelligence. At twenty years old he composes music that can move in many ways like the Woody Guthrie of Pop to make a bold comparison." - Obsession Collection Music.
"There's something about Max Vernon. He's got the quirk factor mixed in with a heavyweight songwriting style that strikes a curious chord in me. At first when I heard his stuff, I didn't quite get it. But then I couldn't quite ignore it either. But what I do know is that "When Your Body Breaks" is just magical." - Electroqueer
"One of the best covers of 2008: I Kissed a Girl" - Pretty Much Amazing.
"Best cover of 2008: I Kissed a Girl" - Coverville.
At age five, Max Vernon was politely asked to leave his hippy New York pre-school, Rudolph Steiner, for repeatedly questioning the plot of See Spot Run during story hour. This early disillusionment no doubt left its mark on the impressionable young boy: by age nine, he was already leading a turbulent double life filled with drugs, sex, and Joni Mitchell cds. After selling enough crack rocks to buy a piano, Max soon realized his affinity with the instrument and decided to craft a few songs, which followed the spirit of his original infantile question: Why are we doing this? …A question that is now more important than ever.
Despite continued FBI surveillance, Max Vernon’s songs have seduced and tongue kissed the internet, getting write ups in 20+ blogs, new york magazine, ny post, metroweekly, toronto star, paste mag, rolling stone online, etc. Additionally his doo-wop reinterpretation of Katy Perry was licensed to a compilation along with Kaki King, My Brightest Diamond, Matt Pond PA, Frightened Rabbit, Jukebox the Ghost, etc., and is currently on rotation at nearly 100 colleges around the country.
He has read Machiavelli and would someday like to be a Philosopher King or Supreme Court Justice…
In the meantime however, he will continue to sublimate his sexual constipation into writing his unique brand of neurotic, ragtimey-pop songs that are like "too wordy and shit".
for booking inquiries, or to be added to Max's email list for sporadic updates, please write to [email protected]
all ages shows are preferred and college gigs++
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Member Since: 5/5/2006
Band Website: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMaxVernon
Band Members: Me, Max.
Influences: carnivals, dusty honky tonk pianos, vintage pornography, michel foucault, and booze.

oh, and these people:

Joni Mitchell, Mamas and the Papas, Laura Nyro, Beethoven, Gershwin, Nellie Lutcher, Sarah Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Sonic Youth, Elliott Smith, Jelly Roll Morton.
Sounds Like: Joni Mitchell, David Bowie, and Stephen Sondheim get together for dinner, sip a few cocktails, and talk about politics, hard drugs, and how everyone sucks.
Record Label: 8===D
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Listen/Stream Guilt by Association Compilation vol. 2 for FREE

So I posted this earlier, but for some reason it didn't register with myspace or I guess maybe I botched something. anyways, the awesome cover compilation I'm on came out digitally a few days ago (the...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:43:00 GMT

NEW VIDEOS/ NEW SONGS!

so, I had some free time today so me and my roommate went to nyu practice rooms with my new flip camera (courtesy of mtv- it almost makes up for all their bad reality tv programming and crap dating sh...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:01:00 GMT

Recent Music Blog Coverage!

The Toronto Star!:http://www.thestar.com/Comment/article/462431New York Magazine!:http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/rightclick/ht tp://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/08/katy_perrys_i_kis sed_a_gi...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:39:00 GMT

HOLY $H*T NEW SONGSSSS!!!!!

I posted three new songs I'm very proud of, one of which I've been working on FOREVER.When your body breaks was recorded @ nyu almost 6 months ago, and it's FINALLY MIXED AND FINISHED and I love how i...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:39:00 GMT

Three new videos!

I put some new videos up for You Are, Hypochondriac Blues, and a silly interview type thing.hypochondriac involves a very special cameo from my very close friend, Wayne.hope you like it.http://www.you...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Watch my VIDEOS!

so last night I recorded videos of me singing some new songs at my friend's house and just uploaded them to youtube.For some reason when they got uploaded they got slightly darker, but the sound quali...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:43:00 GMT

Max’s May Music Recommendations

yeah, I'm that into alliteration...*drool*I just wanted to share some of the music that I can't stop listening to with the world. Track down these songs.Tennessee Ernie Ford- Call of the Wild GooseKon...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:23:00 GMT

VOTE FOR ME!

okay, disclaimer: this is totally silly and I know it may come across as narcissistic but I have certain reasons for entering this contest that really have nothing to do with my physical appearance!So...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:17:00 GMT

Interview with the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players

copy and paste this into your browser:http://www.exterminatingangel.com/index.php?option=c om_content&task=view&id=257&Itemid=169
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 23:40:00 GMT

Interview with Exterminating Angel Press

http://www.exterminatingangel.com/index.php?option=com_conte nt&task=view&id=227&Itemid=145 copy and paste into your browswer if you want to see the pretty layout/ read other really great articles. or ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:38:00 GMT