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syd

cat pants

About Me

boiled owl, spoiled brat.

My Interests

litter boxes, plants, shoes, mc donald's french fries & pickles, wet food, scratching the nice purple couch, jumping high, the blinds, the bathtub, the toilet, getting lost & being thrown out the window.

I'd like to meet:

a new pair of pants & braces.

Music:

neopolitan

Movies:

kitty porn

Television:

dallas

Books:

elle quebec

Heroes:

bea arthur naked