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About Me

If some girl tried to kick my ass, i'de be all like; "Stop making me dress up like a mailman and making me dance for you whilst you go and smoke some pot in your bedroom and have sex with some guy i don't even know in my dads bed!"
I quite like cheese.
Im a big fan of video games.
I love cider.
Don't mind lager.
I love food.
Appart from broad beans.
I would prefer roller balls to feet.
Biscuits are alright.
Don't mind tea.
I like camo trousers.
I dispise sandals.
Pineapple is nice.
But not as nice as gold bars.
Prefer cats to dogs.
I love beds and sleep.
I don't like wooden chairs.
I dislike labour work.
Don't mind shopwork.
Prefer no work.
I loathe politics.
Hate maths.
Don't mind literature.
Love milk.
Very much dislike reading.
Much prefer TV.
I love the snow.
Hate heavy rain.
Don't mind light rain.
Love the sun.
Like nice walks.
Love photography.
Not to keen on scene kids.
Dislike trendies.
Loathe gangsters.
Dispise chavs.
I love heavy metal.
I like metal.
I like thrash metal.
I like melodic metal.
I like gothic rock.
I like rock.
I like trance.
I like techno.
I like industrial.
I hate hip-hop.
But like DMX, Immortal technique and Run DMC.
I hate garage.
I love watching movies.
Especially comedies and horrors.
And absolutely adore my girlfriend!
You scored as Blood, Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.

Blood

100%

Biting

92%

Chains/Handcuffs

67%

Whips

58%

Bondage

58%

Blind Folds

42%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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My Interests

Tattoos and body piercing, Beer and Cider, Chilling with Friends, Meeting new People, Spending time with my Girlfriend, Gaming

I'd like to meet:

Funeeq Hunt
Mike Oxboard
Stu Pidcock
Shaun Barlocks
Wan'Kin Boi
Mr I.P Freely
Chris Peacock and his brother Drew Peacock.
Iv'e already seen God, so iv'e crossed that of the list.
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Music:

100 Demons
AFI
Aiden
Atreyu
Baphomet
Beastie Boys
Blink 182
The Bloodhound Gang
Bowling For Soup
Breakin Benjamin
Bullet For My Valentine
Celldweller
Celtic Frost
Children Of Bodom
Chimaira
Cradle Of Filth
Deathstars
Deicide
Dimmu Borgir
Disturbed
DMX
Dope
Eagles Of Death Metal
Evanescence
Faithless
Fatboy Slim
God Forbid
Guns 'n' Roses
Hurt
Immortal Technique
In Flames
Inkubus Sukkubus
Iron Maiden
James Blunt
Jimmy Eat World
Kataklysm
Kate Bush
Kittie
KoRn
Kraftwerk
Leftfield
Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Meat Loaf
Metallica
Murderdolls
Mushroomhead
Napalm Death
Nickelback
Nightwish
Nirvana
Offspring
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Pendulum
Placebo
Puddle Of Mudd
Queen
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Run DMC
Scooter
Sepultura
Slayer
Slipknot
Soil
Soulfly
Staind
Stone Sour
System Of A Down
SICK SLIPNOT DRUM SOLO (JOEY)

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Movies:

The Lord Of The Ringds Trilogy
The Matrix Trilogy
The Last Samurai
The Animatrix
Dude Wheres My Car
Saving Private Ryan
Only Fools Rush In
Hostel
The Crow
Sin City
Hero
The House Of Flying Daggers
Kung Fu Hustle
All Hannibal Lecter films
Enter The Dragon ...
And many more but i cant remember them of the top of my head.
Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1 The thought of losing Claire
2 Empty fridges ... don't ask
3 Myself
Three people who make me laugh:
1 Claire ... HIIIiiint
2 Daniel
3 Robert, David and Jamie
Three Things I love:
1 Claire
2 Any kind of music that ends in rock or metal
3 CRIMBLES!
Three Things I hate:
1 Chavs
2 Low percentage alcohol
3 Hip-Hop
Three things I don't understand:
1 Women
2 Maths
3 Claires silly questions
Three things on my desk:
1 Wallet
2 Worthers original tin
3 Wristbands
Three things I'm doing right now:
1 Typing
2 Breathing
3 Moving my eyes from the keyboard to the screen
Three things I want to do before I die:
1 Hit a police officer ... An annoying one
2 Get in a high speed car chase
3 Have a threesome
Three things I can do:
1 Get drunk
2 Raid fridges
3 Cook
Three ways to describe my personality:
1 Laid Back
2 Sarcastic
3 Im very much my own person
Three things I can't do:
1 Understand women
2 Maths
3 Answer claires silly questions
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Television:

Takeshi's castle
King Of Queens
Everybody Loves Raymond
Scuzz
Kerrang!
Dog The Bounty Hunter
Ray Mears
How It's Made
Mythbusters
The Gadget Show
[Marital Status] Very happily taken by the most amazing girl!
[Shoe size] 10
[Parents still together] Nope
[Siblings] 1 sister
[Pets] 1 cat
FAVORITES
[Color] Purple
[Number] 13
[Animal] Iguanas
[Drinks] Pepsi cino
[Soda] Im English, i dont do soda's
[Book] I dont read
[Flower] Dont really know
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Nope
[Twirl your hair?] Nope
[Have tattoos?] Yes
[Have Piercings?] Yes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Nope
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/No
[Like roller coasters?] No
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Maybe
[Want more piercings?] Yes
[Like cleaning?] No
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] Yes
[Know how to drive?] Yes
[Own a cell phone?] Yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] Yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] No
[Considered a life of crime?] Well...
[Considered being a hooker?] I didnt work out for me,wigs just werent my thing
[Lied to someone?] Only white lies and never to my girlfriend
[Been in love?] Yes and still am and always will be
[Made out with JUST a friend?] No
[Been in lust?] Yes
[Used someone] No
[Been used?] Don't know
[Been cheated on?] No
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] No
[Stolen anything?] No
[Held a gun] Yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Ten thousand fists top, firetrap jeans
[Current mood] Chilled and in a good mood
[Current taste] Gold Bars
[What you currently smell like] My t-shirt and tescos deodarant
[Current hair] Spikey soft moheican
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Nothing really
[Current cd in stereo] Disturbed: Ten Thousand Fists
[Last book you read] Dont read
[Last movie you saw] Texas Chain Saw Massacre
[Last thing you ate] Gold Bar
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Claire
[Do drugs?] Nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] That would be so kool
Remember your first love?] Yes
[Still love him/her?] Yes
[Read the newspaper?] Occasionally
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yes
[Believe in miracles?] No
[Do well in school?] Yes
[Wear hats] When its cold
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] Gold Bars
[Collect anything?] Chin Fluff
[Have a best friend?] Yes
[Close friends?] Yes
[Like your handwriting?] No
[Care about looks] Sometimes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Can't remember that long back
[First kiss] Of a girl in junior school lol, only a peck though
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Yes cuz ive found her
[Are you a tease?] Ask claire
[Too shy to make the first move?] Sometimes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Did you ask something?
[Bitch/Asshole] No
[sarcastic] Yes
[Angel] No
[Devil] Yes
[Shy] Kinda
[Talkative] Only amongst friends
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Books:

I don't read...

Heroes:

I only have a heroin ... Claire, i love her to bits, i couldn't live without her, she means everything to me.

My Blog

The funniest video everer!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383 Mega LOLZ! Ths vdeo is da bst fing evr, it mekz me laf lts nf lts! ROFL Hpe u njoy dis! Mch lve...
Posted by Kurt on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:40:00 PST

SEGA!

SEGA! I just recieved my MasterSystem 1 and Megadrive 2 segas that i got of ebay! And they are awesome the retroness is amazing, i recommend that everyone should buy one. Especially as ...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

LMAO! Wicked game!

This game is a must play! LMAO! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?KPOW
Posted by Kurt on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

DISTURBED

I went to see the best band in the world, Disturbed, live and its was fucking awesome!! I mean seriously its was fucking ace! It blew me away! My ears are still ringing it was that loud! I mean zOMFG,...
Posted by Kurt on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

PUB!

Went to a pub (The Warwick Arms) for the first time in my life...And bloody loved it! I had such a kool time and the atmosphere was great, really friendly. Good ol' country life! Deffinately goi...
Posted by Kurt on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

DO NOT READ THIS BLOG!

Please do not read this blog as it is unimportant and timewasting. If you are still reading you should stop as this blog is time wasting. Why do they call it a blog anyway ... blog, hmm, sounds odd if...
Posted by Kurt on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:31:00 PST