Hello. My name is Arthur Dimmesdale. I may be a reverend, but I'm by NO MEANS a saint. ;) My health is failing because I feel guilty about an affair I had with the HOTTIE herself, Hester Prynne. Hands off boys, she's mine! - Sort of. She WILL be mine anyway, once we get out of Boston. We have one daughter together, Pearl. Pearl is pretty cool I guess. She seems like a nice kid but she can weird me out sometimes. Oh well, her mom is hot! Am I right, guys? AM I RIGHT?!
