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i only make jokes to distract myself from the truth

About Me


i stay up late. my friends are rightfully scared of getting in the car when im driving. i see the humor in life. i like play on word jokes because they are so awful. i love art and music. there is a song for every time. im always learning. im open minded, except if you suck. all you need is love dum dee dum.

My Interests


art, love, music, dancing, friends, parties, movies, writing, sexy people, photography, video games, sarcasm, rain, good conversations, bad jokes
Kindred: a natural relationship; affinity, kindred souls or spirits discovering what you might have missed

I'd like to meet:


intelligent, funny, passionate people. someone who will say bless you when i sneeze and scream songs with me in the car. someone who makes the worst things seem trivial.

Music:



10 Years, 311, 30 Seconds to Mars, 50 Cent, 2Pac

A Perfect Circle, Ace of Base, Aimee Mann, Air, Alanis Morisette, The Album Leaf, Amy Winehouse, Andain, Angels & Airwaves, Annie Lennox, Apocalyptica, Atmosphere, Audioslave, Avril Lavigne, Azure Ray

The Beatles, Beck, Ben Lee, Benny Benassi, Ben Harper, Bent, Bill Withers, Billy Idol, Bitter:Sweet, Bjork, The Black Keys, Blink 182, Blockhead, The Bloodhound Gang, Boards of Canada, Bob Marley, Bond, Brand New, Breaking Benjamin, Bright Eyes, Britney, Bush, Butthole Surfers

The Cardigans, Chevelle, Christina Aguilera, Chronic Future, The Cinematic Orchestra, Citizen Cope, Client, Clint Mansell, Cold, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Craig Armstrong, The Cranberries, Crossfade

Damien Marley, Damien Rice, The Dandy Warhols, David Banner, David Gray, Death Cab For Cutie, Default, Deftones, Dido, DJ Z-Trip, Dntel, Dr. Dre

Elton John, Eminem, Enigma, Esthero, Evanescence, Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, Explosions in the Sky

Fatboy Slim, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Fleetwood Mac, Flipsyde, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Fort Minor, The Fray, Frou Frou

Garbage, Genuwine, Giant Drag, Gnarls Barkley, Goapele, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes

Hed PE, Heiroglyphics, Hoobastank, Hollywood Undead, Hooverphonic

i am Jen, Idiot Pilot, iiO, Immortal Technique, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Institute, Interpol, Iron & Wine

Jack Johnson, James Blunt, James Morrison, Jason Mraz, Jay-Z, Jem, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Jose Gonzalez, Justin Timberlake

Kanye West, Keane, Kidneythieves, Kottonmouth Kings, Korn, Kylie Minogue

Ladytron, Lamb, Lauryn Hill, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lupe Fiasco, Lynyrd Skynyrd

Madonna, Mandalay, Maria Mena, Maroon 5, The Mars Volta, Mary J. Blige, Martina Topley-Bird, Massive Attack, Matisyahu, Metallica, Metric, Micheal Buble, Michelle Branch, Moby, Modest Mouse, Motorcycle, Moulin Rouge, Muse

N.E.R.D., Nadia Ali, Nancy Sinatra, Natalie Walker, Nelly Furtado, Nickelback, Nikka Costa, Nina Simone, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt

OneRepublic, Otis Redding, Outkast

Panic!At the Disco, Papa Roach, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Wall, Pink, Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Pharrell, Pinback, Poe, The Police, Portishead, The Postal Service, Primer 55, Prodigy, Psapp, Puscifer

Queen, Queens of the Stoneage

R.E.M., The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Ray LaMontagne, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Dougan, Rob Thomas, Robbie Williams, Robyn, Rogue Wave, Rolling Stones, The Roots, Royskopp

Sade, Sage Francis, Saliva, Sarah McLachlan, Scissor Sisters, Seal, Seether, Shakira, She Wants Revenge, Sheryl Crow, The Shins, Sia, Sigur Ros, Silent Hill, Smashing Pumpkins, Snake River Conspiracy, Sneaker Pimps, Snow Patrol, Sorse, Soundgarden, Spoon, Staind, Stevie Nicks, Sting, Stonesour, Sublime, Swollen Members, Syntax, System of a Down

t.A.T.u, T.I., T-Pain, Talib Kweli, Tegan & Sara, Temposhark, Thievery Corporation, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Timbaland, Tom Petty, Tool, Tori Amos, Trapt, Trespassers William, Tricky, TV on the Radio, Tycho

U2, UB40
Vanessa Carlton, Vast, Vertical Horizon

Wax Poetic, Weezer, The White Stripes, William Fitzsimmons

Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zero 7

Movies:


16 Candles, Across the Universe, Aladdin, Almost Famous, American Beauty, American History X, Anchorman, Batman Begins, Beetlejuice, Billy Madison, Blow, Braveheart, Butterfly Effect, Click, Cold Mountain, The Craft, Crash, Cruel Intentions, Dogma, Drop Dead Fred, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Elf, Emperor's New Groove , Erin Brokovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Gladiator, Good Fellas, Heathers, The Hot Chick, Hot Rod, Ice Age, The Illusionist, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, A League of Their Own, The Little Mermaid, Little Miss Sunshine, A Little Princess, Man on Fire, Matchstick Men, The Matrix, Minority Report, Monsters Inc, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Notebook, Office Space,O Brother, Whereart Thou?, Pan's Labyrinth, Practical Magic, Pulp Fiction, The Pursuit of Happiness, Requiem for a Dream, Romeo + Juliet, Shaun of the Dead, Spiderman, Talladega Nights, Thank You For Smoking, Thirteen, Unfaithful, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, The Wedding Singer

Television:

Nip/tuck, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Scrubs, Weeds
"I'm glad our last name isn't Drew, cause then you'd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew."
hahah

Books:

The Lovely Bones, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Summer Sisters, Romeo and Juliet, Sister of My Heart, 1984, The Da Vinci Code, The Great Gatsby, The House of the Scorpion, Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?, Holes, The Phantom Tollbooth, Go Ask Alice, The Pigman, Forever, Goodnight Moon, Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging books, The Giving Tree, Horton Hatches the Egg, Youth in Revolt, Courduroy, Great Expectations, The Witches, The Giver, Fahrenheit 451, Nine Horses, Poetry 180

Heroes:

youve got a heart
filled with passion
will you let it burn
for hate or compassion?

My Blog

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