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Not that much to know. About me, I mean. What am I supposed to put in this field anyways? One of my boobs is bigger than the other...or at least it would be IF I HAD BOOBS!! I mean, I guess that is a good thing, I would never leave the house. Except to go to the bar. Wait, that is pretty much how it is now...
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My Interests

I like beer, movies, pizza, sleeping, playing with m-- ..., ummm..., driving, music, rain, cigarettes, computers, myself, and other various things that I am sure that you, the reader, don't give a flying turd about.

I'd like to meet:

God. One day, I would like to meet God just so that He and I can get some things straight. Such as why he made one of my boobs bigger than the other...

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

Yeah, I like music of all kinds, shapes, and forms.

Movies:

I really like movies...what can I say. I really like B movies, the ones that no one else even cares to hear about. Those are great. Such as Wolfen. Or No Escape. Yes, Boondock Saints does kick tail.

Television:

Battlestar, The Dresden Files, Heroes, Pain Killer Jane, SVU, Just about anything on the Sci-Fi channel

Books:

I read A LOT. A LOT.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. That is why my ego is so frigging huge. There just isn't anyone except myself that measures up to what I look for in a hero.

My Blog

Random Thing I wrote a while back

Well, I found this this morning. I just really like it, so... All of the weird capitalization is done on purpose, not sure why, but thats the way I write. &nb...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

a new post

SO.....Virginia.... sucks.... We used to talk about getting out of Hattiesburg. The black hole. But I gotta say, if this is anything like what the rest of the US has to offer, then FUCK YOU BITCHES! I...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST

a new post

LM and VA

I love Linz!! I hate Virgina!
Posted by Jay on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST

Peace, I`m out.

Well, people. The time has come. I am leaving the 'burg for lands unknown. Actually, I am leaving for Virginia. Norfolk, Virginia to be exact. I got a job offer that was to good to refuse. As much as ...
Posted by Jay on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST

Nothing

Oddly enough, I have nothing to bitch about. Well, I mean, other than the normal stuff, like the price of gas, price of cigarettes, bad drivers, Josh, and the other stuff that everyone else bitchs abo...
Posted by Jay on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:26:00 PST

MySpace Whores

Don't get me wrong. If I was a hot chick with great tits, nice ass, and a nice face, I would be a webcam whore too. I am not a hot chick. I do not have great tits. I do have a VERY nice ass (for those...
Posted by Jay on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:57:00 PST

I got a raise and you didn't

My life is what I have always feared. Instead of living an exciting life, I am excited about a raise that I got today at work. Don't get me wrong, its great. But I should be an assassin or a ninja or ...
Posted by Jay on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST

Break ups

yeah, it happened. Lindsey and I broke up. We are trying to stay friends, but it is kinda touch and go. I don't really have alot to say on the subject. oddly enough. Jay the White with little to say.....
Posted by Jay on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:43:00 PST

Oops

Ok, maybe she can leave, but she never leaves with her clothes on unless its with another person. Did I mention that she is Bi? Awesome, huh? Don't get jealous, guys.
Posted by Jay on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:45:00 PST