my name is doug. i get less and less worth knowing all the time. i'm a liar. i'm not sure what the root of that is. maybe laziness.
nothing worth mentioning
I like his sausage.
all the good stuff. none of the bad
you know what the best movie ever made is? CAPTAIN RON... if only martin short wasn't so annoying.
i'm tired of television
give me a good one to read, and i'll read it. if it sucks, i'll find you.
heroes are childish