Reverend Billy Bob Deuteronomy Jones

About Me

My real life name is Daniel, and you can find out much more about me at http://realityandpresence.blogspot.com/. For now, I'm 50'ish, bearish, not too worried, play dirty but clean up well, know the right silverware to use but when alone just eat with my hands, I write a lot, watche DVD's a lot, hike, camp, go storm chasing in the desert trying to get myself electrocuted, like guys a lot, will screw for air conditioning, hang out with the guys under the bridge, love to "read" a good book, love photography, serious film and music, meeting guys, French and Danish Existentialism, Christian but not hung up about it, into Spanish language friends (I super dig Latino and Native American guys) and working out. Sometimes boring, sometimes freakish, but NEVER a fake.I'm deeply into all kinds of music as a singer, keyboard player and performer.In my last incarnation I was Oda Mae Brown, the Whoopi Goldberg character in Ghost. I'm just a regular guy looking for Mr. GoodBar.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

guys like me, into the moment, into reality, into warmth, living from the center, into creative expression of any kind, not afraid, not judgemental, open hearted, open minded, not afraid of the transcendent, not afraid of the flesh, someone who's greatest creation is his own life, and who likes to trade underwear.

My Blog

FRACTURED FAIRY TALES: A COWBOY STORY

Once upon a time there was a cowboy who became the emperor of a great country. He was a silly man, who liked to tell stories. He also played with himself when no one was looking. His greatest ambition...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 08:30:00 GMT

MUSKRAT LOVE

John, Ben and I used to.. do parties a lot. John Played the Upright Bass and Ben played the violin, while I supplied the keyboards. Ben could go from Ludwig Spohr...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 13:36:00 GMT

BLUES

I love the Blues. When I say Blues, I mean the real Blues, the original blues. There's something so real, so genuine, so "feel it down in your guts" about the blues. A real blues singer can tak...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 23:27:00 GMT

DEER WATCHING WITH DAVE

I went out this morning deer watching with Dave.Dave rents a couple of spaces where I work. He's big, sandyhaired, and very outdoorsy. He's chronically late, and everybody hates him but me. He a...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:09:00 GMT

COYOTE MAN AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

....THE ENCOUNTERA beautiful young woman was looking into the water of the river, crying because she had learned that her young husband had died in battle. All that they brought back to her was his bl...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:46:00 GMT

A WHIRLPOOL NAMED BILL

I'm drifting and I'm afraid I've lost the current...You see, I'm one of those people who gets absolutely lost without a routine. If I don't know what I'm doing next, I immediately fall flound...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:57:00 GMT

FOR SCOTTY

As Eagle's eyeFastens upon the prey,Your gaze draws me,Daring me to embraceA fierce love promised Mesmerized,Seeing in your wingsA history of storms overflown,In your talons a recountingOf struggles w...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 17:28:00 GMT

I Dreamed Last Night

I dreamed last night of a large and furry manwho walked into my office on a July daybig and strong with a stridethat told me of burdens shoulderedin a lifetime of toil, we laughed togetherover the Jul...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 14:19:00 GMT

July 28, 2006

It rained hard today, the first time since March, bursting suddenly upon the earth, turning the streets of our dry little town into raging downhill torrents by which cars and trucks have been swept ou...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:44:00 GMT

The Things I Do

Friday Afternoon, 3:15 pmI'm typing this as I'm waiting for the glue to dry on my envelope. I'm using a stamp that I placed on another envelope that was never sent. Instead of just tossing it like a r...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 14:27:00 GMT