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Irritant Steve

About Me

    Avoid contact with eyes and skin Keep out of reach of children In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water and seek medical advice If swallowed, seek medical advice immediately After contact with skin, wash immediately with plenty of water Keep in a cool place and store upright Keep only in the original container


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I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!

My Blog

Fear and loathing in Chislehurst..

For anybody who doesn't know, or doesn't care, I'm off to Las Vegas in a few hours. I'm well excited since I haven't left our shores for a few years (money etc..). I have every intention of commiting ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 16:29:00 GMT

I COULD BUY YOU

..I will be working on a particularly grim picture, the title and theme of which Mr Gareth uttered into my earhole while supping booze for Jane's birthday bashings."The Mortal Chortle"A depiction of a...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:27:00 GMT

tiki tiki tiki

..and here's the next character i've designed for my current promo.  kind of an aztec kind of thing going on..
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:40:00 GMT

a guttoral sound bellows forth from the gullet of a blue-faced clown at his window

Hello kids. I've been working on something.When i visited my parents at the weekend they happened to be watching this new channel, CURRENT. It's one where viewers make pretty much all the content. But...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 14:42:00 GMT

richard parker is NOT A MAN I TELL YOU..

two days - two pictures so far. how long will i last?! well, one more day at least since here is todays offering..but first, a story..i finished reading "Life Of Pi" by Yann Martel today, recommended ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 18:08:00 GMT

KOOST!

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Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:46:00 GMT

gudda

gudda gudda gudda
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 18:55:00 GMT

eye test confirms child levitation conspiracy could be a fact of modern life

lately, i have noticed an increasing ammount of kids "gliding" along horizontal surfaces.  i was quite confused when i first saw this, and could come to only one conclusion -- that todays youth h...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 17:27:00 GMT

that's another fine mess you've got us into..

"time is moving so fast taht you can wake up and you will be 70 or 80 years old without realizing it."does this sound familiar?  thought so.  almost a daily routine for me!  then i shou...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 17:57:00 GMT

steve, for the love of god put the rum & coke down and go to bed..

ah for fucks sake.only in this late hour do i realise it's much easier to get women to remove their clothes if you own a musical instrument.and i hear they come off even quicker if you can PLAY the ba...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 17:53:00 GMT