Rock Lobster |
So I just ate like elevntybillions tootsie rolls, the triple long ones too. My tummy indeed feels the agony of a thousand chocolates. Complaining aside, I've had some serious chaufage issues in the an... Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 01:25:00 GMT |
Writing and warhammer |
I won't lie to you, writing a story and making it interesting at the same time is hard. You want to be all good and junk but you only see it from your retarded vantage for some reason. It's kinda the ... Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:10:00 GMT |
Assholes aren't born, They're made. |
Interesting, short shit fuck face fatty blonde cunts talking shit, I love it when women use that "you could never fuck me so i'm going to use it against you" thing except, I don't want to touch her or... Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:05:00 GMT |
jackhammer vs my face |
So I had this crazy ass dream I had two tubes hooked up to my torso, I don't know where they went too or where they came from. I couldn't really see anything around me, that I can remember. ... Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 17:24:00 GMT |
oh boy, naked girls |
So I just finished Olympos by Dan Simmons, the sequal to Illium. Read them Shitz bitches. It'll blow your tiny skulls off. I started it on thursday and finished it Sunday. 700 pages, RESPEK bitches.
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Blogs are not cool, and i'm uncool for writing one |
It's stupid when people complain about work, yea work sucks, but if you didn't do it you'd sit around and be bored and poor all the time. When you're employed the time when you aren't working is ... Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:22:00 GMT |
this shit is fucked |
I'd have better luck trying to break a brick wall with my head then getting a girl to even fucking talk to me recently. Maybe i should start wearing preripped clothes and pink shirts and act like a co... Posted by on Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:40:00 GMT |
Gyros rule |
except after you digest them, then it's all down hill from there. People keep trying to add me as a friend. So i've given in. Whatever. Eat me. I hate you all. The faint is a good band, listen to them... Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 15:58:00 GMT |