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Shanebang

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About Me

I am, pretty much, the most awesome person in the world. If you know me, you are, probably, pretty stoked about it. I skate, play drums, drink, fuck, juggle, draw, snowboard, cook, and most likely do some other shit better than you. Hahaha!! I'm an ass hole. I love it!!...... Anyway, My band needs a singer. A fucking hardcore metal ass mother fucker!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Liquid Shane-O
Birthday: Feb/05/85
Birthplace: San Dimas, Ca
Current Location: Sitting on my ass in my bedroom.....oh! Mira Loma, Ca.
Eye Color: I dunno. I've been told green w/a little blue around the iris
Hair Color: brown, light brown, blonde
Height: 5ft 12 1/2 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: my left hand is just there to keep my body uniform
Your Heritage: English, Irish, Dutch, French, Welch....Is that what the question was asking.....whatever.
The Shoes You Wore Today: checkered slip ons.
Your Weakness: being tickled/alcohol/falling in love/frontside flips/keeping my eyes off attractive butts/driving the speed limit/waking up early/chocolate cake/
Your Fears: Skating handrails.......I honestly can't think of anything else. I suppose I just have spur of the moment fears. Example: If someone is chasing me with an axe, I'm gonna be scared. I don't have any constant fears.
Your Perfect Pizza: Warm, firm, tons of toppings and in my mouth........ I like my pizza like I like my cock........I can't believe I just said that.....BLARG (barf sounds)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Put out a cd with my band and play some shows.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I gotta go.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the fuck was I dreaming about that?!?
Your Best Physical Feature: Personality.......oh, Jesus!! Physical feature.....uhh.......elbows....no, probably my ass made of stone, which I just discovered.
Your Bedtime: Your mom's a bed time.
Your Most Missed Memory: Living with Adam in Volcano.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bk
Single or Group Dates: both can be fun.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who drinks enough tea to care?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: the former
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shoobidy doo wap. What?!
Do you Sing: If the music is turned up loud enough that I sound good.
Do you Shower Daily: Bi-weekly
Have you Been in Love: Yea
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yea
Do you belive in yourself: Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
Do you get Motion Sickness: If i'm in the back seat of a car. Otherwise.....your mom gets motion sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time. Sometimes not.
Are you a Health Freak: Heh:Fast food, alcohol, breathing southern California air....... The only thing keeping me healthy is skating.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: Most of the time
Do you play an Instrument: Drums and bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ha ha hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not recreational ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: vagina sounds good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: surprisingly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but hopefully soon
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: I broke my leg before I could walk
Ever been called a Tease: in bed
Ever been Beaten up: a little
Ever Shoplifted: nothing over 20 dollars
How do you want to Die: Fucking my brains out when I'm geezer status
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: musician/great dad/husband/role model/still happy with who I am guy
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: Doesn't matter, If I'm attracted to the person, then that's all that matters. Nothing particular.That goes for these last 5 questions.
Best Clothing Style: Tad hamilton. What a champion. haha.....who fucking cares.
Number of Drugs I have taken: .....3
Number of CDs I own: 2 big books full
Number of Piercings: used to have a pierced lip
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret anything because I've learned from what I've done.
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My Interests

Music, skateboarding, tattoos and hot girls.

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan, Joey Jordison, Corey Taylor, someone who gives away money, so he'll give me some, and Peter Griffin.

Music:

Murderdolls, Chimaira, Wednesday 13, Stone Sour, Daath, Frankenstein Drag Queens, Cradle of Filth, Tool, Tenacious D, Nile, Mastodon, Blood of Our Enemies, Into the Moat, Cancer Slug, System on a Down, GWAR,Marilyn Manson, A Perfect Circle, Slipknot, Alice In Chains, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, Sublime,RU36, Mudvayne,Lard,Led Zeppelin, Korn, Metallica, Camp Kill Yourself(CKY), Sex Pistols, Pantera, The Who, Soundgarden, Guns & Roses, Hella, Velvet Revolver, Death, Roadrunner United, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Dog Fashion Disco, Peeping Tom and more.

Movies:

Hardcore porn, Fight Club, 1985, Anchorman, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Old School, Zero "Misled Youth," and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Television:

The ONLY thing worth watching is Family guy. I am against television.

Books:

Books are a waste of time. I guess that's a good thing for some people. Such as old people who are just waiting to die anyway, but for me, I'd rather do stuff.

Heroes:

Jack Black and Joey Jordison.

My Blog

Life is great for me.........

...I got a D.U.I.A jail cell in el dorado county has Satanbating carved in the cement block. I hate cops.I'm fucked.    :)
Posted by Shanebang on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 12:39:00 PST

What the fuck am I talking about?

(I wrote this to Zach, in reply to a message he left me:)I don't really give a shit if there's a career. I'm picturing working a job just to get by, but being HAPPY!  Goddammit, I'm not happy her...
Posted by Shanebang on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 09:33:00 PST

Fucking goddamn

How old were you when you lost your virginity? To whom? >18.......Kelly Stone Were you drunk/high? >A little drunk. First porno movie?>Big Boob Lesbian Party If you're in a relationship, does...
Posted by Shanebang on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 11:59:00 PST

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25 Questions You'd Never Think to Ask.1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? I get lost in my eyes.....haha.......no......uhhhhhh....hair.2. How much cash do y...
Posted by Shanebang on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:01:00 PST

I was wrong, I got tuna on in. It's not from water.

So I was accidentally watching tv last night and I stumbled across a show on MTV2. The Andy Milonakis show. It is fucking entertaining. Not equivalent to sex, but it kept my attention for a good 20 mi...
Posted by Shanebang on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 09:58:00 PST

In Volcano/Before So-Cal

So I was looking through my old...uhh....poems....and realized that I used to be quite an alcoholic and how much I miss it..... Example: It's 2 o'clockI've gotta skate, drum and take a showerI have to...
Posted by Shanebang on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:10:00 PST

Not about anthropology

Shit I have to write something that will keep your attention on what I am writing......Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead.&nbs...
Posted by Shanebang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So. Vs. Nor.

I miss: -Fresh air-Not feeling like I'm in Mexico-My family-My friends-3am drunken Denny's trips-Shooting stars-Stars-Detert park-back roads(not the coffee shop)-how it was before the stupid bitch got...
Posted by Shanebang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The perfect girl

Likes everything I do, doesn't bitch, likes sexual activity, doesn't cheat, doesn't like guys for their money, has my music taste, won't freak when I cut my hair into a mohawk, isn't in a relationship...
Posted by Shanebang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST