It doesn't matter what you read here. You don't care what it says. Whatever I say about myself doesn't mean shit because I think I'm awesome and for all you know you could meet and think I'm a jackass. Someday I will come up with a short story about myself that is complete bullshit and (with any luck) somewhat compelling, but I'm a lazy bastard so go look at all the other worthless shit on my page that you probably don't care about. The main purpose of myspace is to promote self-centeredness anyway.
My girlfriend and I.
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