Virginia

Short and sweet:
Archaeologist, rugby player, dog lover, sports fanatic, photographer, classicist, nature lover, Alaskan dreamer, dog sledding enthusiast, anti-pantyhose, freak for watermelon, home brew beer fan, "you're not a chick, just a cool dude with long hair."

"And it took Odysseus 20 years to sail home to Ithaca because he was
a great proud man and would not ask for directions.
And when he finally did get home, his dog died.
So it was pretty much a bummer all the way around."
- Greg Nagan, The 5-Minute Iliad
(Pretty much the definition of all men, eh?)