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I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing– a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore–no soft porn.I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!”–George Carlin

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Captains Log: Stardate 10-1-08

We're on a mapping survey near the Cardassian sector. It has been nearly a year since peace treaty ended the long conflict between the Federation and Cardassia.  On an unrelated note; my crew and...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:08:00 GMT

BLOG IS DEAD!!!

It is, at the moment, 4am, and I am trying to kill a puppy. If you want to stop me, come over and try to talk me down. Or, if you hate puppies, help!
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 09:04:00 GMT

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  Weird week. George Carlin Passing at the rightful ol age of 71. Tim Russert. Ekk. A friend lost him mom and brother. Everyone else has just been in a haze, I am waiting for mass suicide...or is...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Myspace vs. Google: who is your god?

The choice has been narrowed down folks. Only two remain standing. Livng in an age where the face of Marilyn Manson is more worldly recognized than that of your lord and savior, Jesus. In this time of...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:12:00 GMT

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My records skip and my room stinks. Filling the hours has become a real task.I am tryinh to type with a damaged wrist and as per usual dont expect me to spell check! The would be a great time to be a ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:17:00 GMT

Good news: Cock hungry whores wanna suck your load!!!!!

My records skip and my room stinks. Filling the hours has become a real task.I am tryinh to type with a damaged wrist and as per usual dont expect me to spell check! The would be a great time to be a ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:17:00 GMT

Good news: Cock hungry whores wanna suck your load!!!!!

My records skip and my room stinks. Filling the hours has become a real task.I am tryinh to type with a damaged wrist and as per usual dont expect me to spell check! The would be a great time to be a ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:17:00 GMT

Heavy metal narcisist

I feel like a mess. I miss my disaster. I am currently nursing a hangover with a peanut-butter samich, class A cigarettes, and half a bottle of sake( the dog that bit me is rather illusive) .I think i...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:00:00 GMT

It was late and I was tired . 34,567,056!

On Napping;"When we where young, the 'tall'  ones told us when to slow down. When the demands of the world became too great, their powers of reasoning proved maddeningly accurate. ' I think someo...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:24:00 GMT

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Time again for another blog. Its been an exciting week. I mixed pop rocks and coke, watched ice form on everything, counted... shit,  I look like another distraction, I must tend to one of the ma...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 20:20:00 GMT